Big Announcement! My latest sonic doodles are now available on a beautifully packaged compact disc for you to purchase and cherish. Use it to drive away Jehovah's Witnesses and other unwanted visitors. All designs here are available on T-shirts, and many are available on mini-buttons or coffee mugs. Here and there you can find a wall clock, an apron or a baseball cap. If you want to use the MPAA rating system, I'd say there are shirts here rated G to R, with most of them rated PG-13. There are no NC-17 designs! While many of these designs are sexual in nature (most but not all are Queer T-shirts), a great many are political. (Yes, I know. I'm a real horse's ass of a liberal, and proud of it!) Still other designs are merely funny. I love to get feedback and I do sometimes take requests, so don't hesitate to drop me a line at marc@bentinsf.com. Thanks for stopping in and looking at my store. Come again (and again) often! *All designs are copyright © by Marc J. Pâquette and/or Apotheosis Art+Design except Leslie Jordan Like a Dog on Linoleum which is © 2006 by Joe Spotts Presents.

My store motto may have a ring of familiarity, but I doubt many know its specific inspiration; Lord Byron was described by a lover, Lady Caroline Lamb, as "mad, bad and dangerous to know." (Fan's of eighties dance/rock band Dead or Alive will know the phrase as the title of their third album.)

Since my old website no longer exists, with its Yoko Ono tribute, and other wierd stuff, I've included these links here to a few friend's sites, and such: Lorraine Hansberry Theatre www.LHTSF.org I work as the director of audience development & webmaster at LHT. This is my third ever attempt at a commercial website, and I've been told it's my most successful design thus far. Note that it is simple HTML, with no need for plug-ins. Anyone with any computer can view it. Ted Warren's Strange-Hungers.net Ted is a dear friend, and one of the few people I know who might be as twisted as I. Billy Keyworth's KeyworthGraphics.com Billy is one of my oldest friends, and a very talented designer. Ed Felix is a DeeJay and Photographer who lives in Mesa, Arizona (near Phoenix).