Drinkmorebeer.com Online Store

Please Help us make our site better. We are poor and need some cash to put new and even dumber things on our site. What to get the person that has everything......drinkmorebeer.com merchandise!!!!

Our new Shirts and mugs have our top 10 slogans on them.
10. Beer... It worked on your mom.
9. Supple, refreshing.....Breasts? No... Beer!
8.If God didn't want us to drink beer,
he would have put deadly poison in it, Right???
7. If beer were a clock, I'd be half past drunk
6. Beer... Did I leave the iron on?
5. Beer-flavored nipples, could anything be sweeter?
4. Beer-nuts. Nuts have never tested better.
3. Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.
2. Beer... are you still reading this?!?
1. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel
without beer.