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kendwebber : Act 1, Scene 1

		"BURUNDANGA BECOMES YOU"

               FADE IN: 

               INT./EXT. THE HOUSE OF MERCY - NIGHT

               Shadows move and play across mostly empty rooms as exterior 
               TRAFFIC light shines into the house through blinds.

               Upon a black and white checkered marble floor, on a 
               checkerboard mat, rests a personalized black bowl of milk 
               adorned with the name 'BLACKY.'  Padded FOOTSTEPS and white 
               fur approach.

               Messy little Blacky has blood on his feline face.

               Blacky, a totally white furry cat, DRINKS from his bowl.  A 
               drop of blood falls from Blacky's mouth onto the bowl and 
               rolls slowly, down into the milk.  White milk turns to pink.

Click to view larger Storyboard image by Ken D. Webber!

               Blacky drinks his fill then jumps on top of a bar stool to 
               get to the kitchen countertop.  He walks past a cellphone 
               and a spacesaver phone hanging under the cabinets.

               INSERT - SPACESAVER'S GREEN GLOWING L.E.D. DISPLAY

               reveals that HAROLD MOORE, phone number 675-6608, recently 
               called and left a message.

               BACK TO SCENE

               Blacky sits down next to the window and licks his fur, 
               cleaning the last of what the milk did not and is so intent 
               in his grooming he only briefly looks up when the spacesaver 
               phone RINGS and the message machine kicks in.

                                     MERCY (V.O.)
                         Hey!  You've reached the woman who 
                         lives up to her name.  Mercy has 
                         left the building though.  At the 
                         beep leave a message and your humble 
                         servant will help with whatever 
                         problem you may have.  Ciao!

               BEEP!

                                     HAROLD (V.O.)
                         Mercy?  Pick up girl.  It's Harold.  
                         I know you got the packages.  TERRY  
                         already told me that you picked them 
                         up.

               INSERT - YELLOW PACKAGES IN BOXES

               sitting on Mercy's coffee table in shadows are suddenly 
               painted in light coming from a VEHICLE just pulling up.

               BACK TO SCENE

               Blacky's ears perk up.  He MEOWS, and races to the door.

                                     HAROLD (V.O.) (CONT'D)
                         Look, I'm in the neighborhood, that 
                         little Donut shop around the corner.  
                         I could swing by, pick mine up.  I 
                         wouldn't tell a soul.  Please.  Give 
                         Moore a little Mercy.  You know we 
                         go way back girl.  You there?

               A vehicle door SLAMS from outside the house of Mercy.

                                     HAROLD (V.O.) (CONT'D)
                         O.K. well... give me a call.

               KEYS fumble at the front door.  Blacky MEOWS.  Mercy enters 
               her house and greets her mildly excited pet.

                                     MERCY
                         Blacky!  My cute little problem child.

               Blacky gives a loud MEOW and runs off to the kitchen.

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         Wait up Blacky.  Momma's burnt tired.

               Mercy enters the kitchen area, opens a door, and pulls out a 
               treat that she gives to the cat.  She turns on the lights 
               and checks her messages on the spacesaver phone.

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         Johnson.  Harold.  McCread.  Harold.  
                         Harold.  Jeez!  Harold fucking Moore!

               She picks up the cellphone on the countertop, dials Harold's 
               number, pulls her hair out of its bun and makes her way to 
               an open stairwell.

               She kicks off her shoes, hits the lights, and enters, slowly 
               descending the stairs to the basement laundry room while 
               trying to unbutton her shirt with her free hand.

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         Hello Mr. Moore.  How are you to...  
                         No Harold, I...  Look, I don't care 
                         where you are.  I just got back from 
                         the hospital.  It's been a long day 
                         and...

               Mercy takes off her shirt, as she continues to converse with 
               Harold, leaving on her fancy pink bra, and loads the washing 
               machine.  She adds in clothes from a basket sitting next to 
               the machine.


                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         Look Harold I realize that you've 
                         waited a long time.  We've all waited 
                         a long time.  You want to see your 
                         kid as much as everyone else.  Hold 
                         on a minute.

               She sets the phone down and measures out a cup of detergent, 
               which she pours into the machine.  She turns the WASHING 
               MACHINE on, puts the detergent back on the shelf, and grabs 
               a welding sparking tool that was sitting next to it.

               Mercy turns around, leans back, purposely exhales, and resumes 
               her conversation, subconsciously making accentuating SPARKS.

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         Mr. Moore, you still there?  Good.  
                         Listen up and listen carefully.  I 
                         am tired.  It is late.  I have loose 
                         ends to tidy up here.  I do not have 
                         time to burn.  Do you hear this sound?

               She holds the phone down to the washing machine as Blacky 
               comes down the stairs.

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         That, Mr. Moore, is the sound of 
                         exhaustion.  

               Mercy leaves the sparking tool on the machine, walks past 
               Blacky who ignores her, and begins walking upstairs.

               MEOW!

                                     MERCY (CONT'D)
                         See!  Even Blacky agrees.  I will 
                         talk to you at work tomorrow Mr. 
                         Moore and you better bring donuts.  
                         Goodnight.

               She turns the lights off and disappears around the corner 
               but light filters through a paper covered basement window.  
               Blacky jumps from the floor to a clothing filled chair, hops 
               to the washer and dryer, crosses, and jumps upon the shelf.

               Alternating black and white hangers hang beneath the shelf 
               on a rod as Blacky walks, passing by the detergent, bleach, 
               cleaning supplies, small framed photos of Mercy with a little 
               girl, and several burnt and melted toy figurines.  

               The cat arrives at a large and leaking ziplock storage bag. 

               Inside the bag is a fresh pair of bloody human feet, adult 
               male, cut off near the ankles.

               Blacky's tongue goes LICK, lickety, lick.

Thanks for reading Act One, Scene One!

Ah yes, I love the tease.  I've filled you with questions and mystery.  C,mon back in 2007 when "Burundanga Becomes You" will be released to the world.  The price when it becomes available is only going to be one dollar and proceeds will enable me to live past my brain tumor problems.  You can support The Coffee Cup Project now by telling people about it, sending them our URL, and buying our promotional items.

The story above starts innocent enough, with a simple bloody cat, but there is a lot more in the movie that I am dealing with.  I cannot say too much, only that I intend to make both Robert McKee and Alex Jones proud.  

Look forward to 2007.  As Charlie Sheen recently said, "It feels like from the people I talk to in and around my circles, it seems like the worm is turning."

.

"Despite the best efforts of the now whimpering attack poodles of the mainstream media, an online CNN poll shows that over four-fifths, or 83 per cent, agree with actor Charlie Sheen that the U.S. government covered up the real events of the 9/11 attacks." --- Paul Joseph Watson and Alex Jones / Prison Planet.com | March 24 2006

.

And speaking of Charlie, if ANYONE knows Mr. Sheen personally I have the entire first Act ready for his approval.  Yeah... it's along those lines, if you know what I mean.  So send him an email and have him contact me immediately.

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