The Mark2556 Final Farewell Tour '05 Gift Shop

Welcome to the official store of the Mark2556 Final Farewell Tour '05® and Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center. Thanks for stopping in! There's no return link so you're pretty much stuck here, but if you buy something and send me an email I'll give you directions on how to exit.

Something you want but don't see? As in, Mark2556? I don't blame you. Again, email me and we'll work something out. However, if you're looking for a customized gift, just ask and we'll make it for you. Why? That's just the kind of people we are. We care. Hold us.

Beware cheap, commie-manufactured imitations. All these superbly-crafted items were manufactured in the USA, right here on the grounds of the Human Research Center in the heart of the Florida Everglades, by our very own guests. Please disregard any notes pleading for help they may have snuck into your package. Ha-ha-ha! They're such kidders!

All Mark2556 Farewell Tour items are available for a limited time only, so BUY NOW!! Satisfaction guaranteed or...well, nobody likes a whiner. Shut the frig up, spend some money and try to make the best of it, crybaby.