batinfested.com, "Exposing stupidity since 1962"

ALL ITEMS ARE PRICED AT ONLY $1.00 ABOVE MY COST!!
Hey, you're GONNA buy stuff for people ANYWAY! It might as well have my Guano Video quotes or logo on it. Guano Videos can be seen on YouTube.com at Channel, "Pipistrello."

You can buy my items for the boss, the babysitter, your "comare", the mailman, your probation officer, or ANYONE you only HARDLY know. They'll LOVE it. (At least they'll SAY they do.)

Some quotes featured on these items:
(front) "Being famous on the internet is like being the High School Quareterback...
(back) "You're ALL THAT in the cafeteria but at the MALL you're just another kid in a crooked ball cap."

"I'm FAMOUS on THE INTERNET! May I autograph your tits?"

If YOUR favorite quote or logo isn't featured on an item you'd like to own, email me at pipistrello@batinfested.com and let me know. I'll set one up for you all special-like.
Happy shopping!