The Three Amigos, starring Martin Short, Chevy Chase and Steve Martin in probably their funniest roles, was a classic bit of 1980s wackiness. [Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought it was supposed to be a parody of "The Magnificent Seven" (which was, in turn, a remake of the Japanese film, "The Seven Samurai"). But I digress....] Anyway, it's one of those comedies that is so sublimely stupid you either absolutely love it or absolutely hate it. And boy, does it have a lot of great quotes! Well, now you can get your favorite quote on a wide variety of merchandise, including shirts, hats, mugs, buttons, etc.
In-Famous What does "infamous" mean? Well, if you're one of the Three Amigos then you know it means that you're MORE than famous! |
Motherless Goat A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "You son of a motherless goat!" What a great insult! The design comes pre-distressed for that retro 80's look. |
Invisible Swordsman A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "You killed the invisible swordsman!" |
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Plethora A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "Would You Say I Have a Plethora of Pinatas?" Do you even know what a plethora is? Why would you say I do if you don't know what it is? |
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Dick Pencil A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!" Design is pre-distressed for that retro 80's look. |
Like Lions! A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "We will NOT die like dogs! We will fight like LIONS!" |
We'll Be There A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "Wherever there is is injustice, you'll find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there." |
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Horse Rapers! A classic bit of silliness from "The Three Amigos": "We raped the horses! And rode off on the women! And... pruned the hedges?" |
