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Care-O-Meter Are you tired of telling people around you that you just don't care about their problems? The official Care-O-Meter designs shows them just how little you care. |
I Rule! Are you awesome? Do you totally rule? This design features a cartoon ruler with a crown on its head shouting 'I RULE!' to the world. Because a ruler rules. And so do you! |
Awesome-O-Meter Are you so awesomely awesome that your awesomeness goes right off the awesome-o-meter scale? Well, don't hide your light under a bushel -- show the world just how awesome you are! |
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Holy Crap! Errrr.... Not a whole lot to say about this particular design, as the title pretty much says it all. |
Bad Weather This weird and wacky weather report shows a rather unusual 4-day forecast. Sunny, partly sunny, rain of frogs and then REALLY sunny as the sun goes supernova. Better pack that sunscreen.... |
Holy Crab Holy Crap? No! It's Holy Crab! Well, at least that's what I tell my little 2-year-old son when he starts imitating me.... |
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Stud Muffin Are you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin wearing a studded dog collar. |
Venezuelan Barking Spider The Venezuelan Barking Spider makes a loud, wet sound identical to that of a human fart and frequently emits an odor reminiscent of rotten eggs. |
Stud Muffin 2 Are you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin flexing some pretty impressive biceps. |
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Dental Hygiene This whimsical and surreal design captures the feel of a WWII-era propaganda poster and is the perfect gift for a dentist or anybody else totally obsessed with dental hygiene. |
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I Support Ribbons Ever notice how every week there's another ribbon supporting yet another cause? If you're starting to suffer from ribbon overload, you can now wear a special ribbon stating that you support ribbons. |
Body of a God Yes, it's true -- I have the body of a god! Sadly, the god is Buddha, flabby belly and all. All right, so technically the Buddha wasn't actually a god, but why let the facts ruin a good joke... |
SSDD To some people, SSDD stands for Same Stuff, Different Day. For an old school computer geek like me, though, SSDD really stands for Single-Sided, Double-Density. Ah, those good old 5.25 floppy disks... |
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Going Postal Remember back before Post Office employees started bringing AK-47s to work and gunning down their co-workers? Back then, "Going Postal" just meant ambling over to the mailbox to mail a letter... |
Typical Day Some offices are like this hapless catapult operator who managed to shoot himself into the air instead of the boulder. Is this just another typical day at your office? |
Chick Magnet Are you a chick magnet? Do you know somebody who thinks they are (or just wishes they were)? This whimsical and wacky design features a magnet attracting a whole flock of adorable cartoon chicks. |
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Cereal Killer There's nothing funny or even slightly amusing about serial killers, and I really hate the way they sometimes get glamorized on TV or in movies. Cereal killers, on the other hand, are hilarious! |
Bigger Fish They say that there's always a bigger fish out there somewhere waiting to eat you. Well, that may be true, but sometimes it's the little fish you really have to watch out for.... |
Abduction This wacky design features a rather nonplussed looking cow being abducted by an alien spacecraft. Are we talking cattle mutilation or bovine rectal probing here? Best not to think about it.... |
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Frustration Frustration is when you're born to soar like an eagle but are chained to the ground by all the turkeys surrounding you. Because it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys... |
Turn Me On The perfect gift for the computer geek in your life, this sexy design features the ubiquitous power button symbol / icon and the words "Turn Me On" in glowing green letters. |
Butterflies This beautiful design features a swarm of brightly colored butterflies creating a montage of scintillating irridescence. |
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Tree Hugger Are you an environmentalist who worships Mother Earth? Is Earth Day more important that your own birthday? If so, you might just be a genuine, certified, 100% natural tree hugger! |
Cuppa Love coffee? Is tea your bag? Hot for hot chocolate? Whatever your caffeinated beverage of choice, it all boils down to getting yourself a nice cup of it. And another. A cup a cup a cup a cup a cup... |
Fat Cat Sure, a fat cat can be a politician or anybody else with money and/or power. It can also just be, well, a corpulent feline. So whether you are a fat cat or just own one, this is the design for you! |
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Peace Nothing's more important than peace, but it's often hard to come by and you have to look hard for it. This eye-popping design illustrates this fact by using negative space to spell out the word "PEACE |
Ghoti As any English teacher can tell you, the word ghoti is pronounced 'fish.' That's gh as in 'laugh,' o as in 'women' and ti as in 'vacation.' Make a great gift for the English nerd in your life! |
Psi Phi If you're a science fiction fanatic with a distinctly geek side to you, show your love of the genre with this stylish "Psi Phi" (pronounced "Sci-Fi") design. Maybe you can start your own fraternity... |
