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 This emporium -- and why we call it a "deluxe" emporium will become abundantly clear once you've scrolled down and hauled out your hairless credit card and fulfilled the consumer imperative and basically -- I mean, let's not mince any words here -- bankrupted yourself on the stunning array of fantastic stuff that's here for your delectation...uh...where was I? Oh, yes: this emporium (pl. emporia) will surely make your hair stand on end -- what's left of it, that is, especially after you've savored the delicious goodies that are on offer here; goodies tasty and delightful enough to make the biggest bass squeal like an excited soprano; and what's more you'll get to support theatre: good theatre: good college theatre: very good college theatre in rochester new york; did I forget to put a period in this description? um, maybe...sorry...damn
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