This emporium -- and why we call it a "deluxe" emporium will become abundantly clear once you've scrolled down and hauled out your hairless credit card and fulfilled the consumer imperative and basically -- I mean, let's not mince any words here -- bankrupted yourself on the stunning array of fantastic stuff that's here for your delectation...uh...where was I? Oh, yes: this emporium (pl. emporia) will surely make your hair stand on end -- what's left of it, that is, especially after you've savored the delicious goodies that are on offer here; goodies tasty and delightful enough to make the biggest bass squeal like an excited soprano; and what's more you'll get to support theatre: good theatre: good college theatre: very good college theatre in rochester new york; did I forget to put a period in this description? um, maybe...sorry...damn

Apparel    Back to Top
Bald Women's Tank Top $19.00	Bald Men's Sleeveless Tee $19.00	Bald Dog T-Shirt $15.00
Sopranos Shirt $18.00	Bald Women's T-Shirt $18.50
Housewares    Back to Top
Bald Soprano Mugshot $12.00	Bald Mousepad $12.99	Bald Clock $15.00
Hats & Bags    Back to Top
Bald Black Cap $15.50	Bald Soprano Trucker Hat $12.50
Stickers, Buttons & Magnets    Back to Top
Bald Button $2.50	2.25" Baldy Button (10 pack) $18.99	2.25" Bald Button (100 pack) $124.99
Bald Sticker $3.00	Soprano Sticker $3.50
Posters, Prints and More!    Back to Top
Soprano Journal $10.00	Singing Soprano Greeting Card (Pack of 6) $18.50	Soprano Postcards (Package of 8) $8.00
Small Bald Soprano Poster $15.50