Bakktalk Online Gifts : A Wide Variety...

Bakktalk's eclectic section. You don't want to miss anything. Stop on in for a huge variety of miscellaneous designs. Crazy, Funny, odd, wacky, stupid, twisted, warped... Something for everyone. Colorful and entertaining, meant to be light and fun.

Lollipop Guild Remember when Dorothy meets the munchkins?	Live Really Long ...and Really Prosper
The Voices. You know... the ones in my head.	Amity Island... Who doesn't remember Amity Island?
Retired! Finally!!	Get Down... with this!
Wattsamatta U Great Collegiate Gear!	Humble?... Yeaahhh... if only.
Fast Food... Really fast food...	Joe Cool... he's always stylin'
Cowbell?... So you want more cowbell??	Crash Test... A New Day, A New Test.
Trying to Think... Has this ever happened to you? Does your brain nap at the wrong time?	Gort! ...Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Drink America Dry It's cool. It's refreshing. And, it's free!	It's Coming... December 21, 2012. Some say it's the date of the Great Awakening. I hope there's coffee.
KAOS... There's a little KAOS in all of us!	Good Sport... A REAL Good Sport...
HK... Harry Kalas, Hall of Fame broadcaster for the Phillies	Harry & Richie... Kalas & Ashburn, unforgettable phillies announcers.
World Series Champs... The 2008 Phillies!	The Mets... The Stinkin' Mets.
Mettsuk, NY... a town without pity.	The Yankees ...put a fork in 'em.
America's Game A warm summer afternoon, the crack of the bat, some peanuts, maybe a dog or two, and something to wash it down with. Everyone knows what that's about...	The Losers High Dollar Losers, too.
Yankees Suck! They really do...	Let's Play Two! Baseball... just can't get enough!
Infield Fly Rule obscure and confusing?	Quick Reference ...how many feet from home to first?
Just Fine... ... but not quite.	Rationalization Man... Is he your super hero?
Cooties... All girls have them... at first.	Fatty's Gym... Everyone has their own idea of a workout is.
Gays... No... not an attack on the gay community; just a fact.	Got Worms? ... for fishing, i mean.
Homework... Does your dog "finish" your child's homework?	How Dare You... Ever have anyone say this to you?
Kahootz... Everyone's been in Kahootz at some point.	Karma... Mantras, Karma, and Dogma all in one design!
Limited Patience... Rattlesnakes have their rattle; you can wear this image...	Morally Bankrupt... For those who are proud of their minimal morals...
Taxes... Everybody's favorite charity!	The Spectrum... The Spectrum in Philadelphia is scheduled to be razed...
Thumbs up... Bring a little smile to those around you.	The List... There's always a list.
Visual Aid... Explains the eternal difference between Men & Women.	Ellen... contemplates some changes.
It's Always Darkest... with a twist.	Cheese!... Gimme the Cheese!
Cute!... Just so damn cute!	Peace... The Ultimate Dream.
Stay in Milk... or something like that.	Superstitious? ... or not.
The Pirates... of Cartoon Island	Rocket Scientists... the team.
Wassup!... Wassup with you??	Still Breathing... For those times when others can't really be sure.
The Hunt... True Hunting is an art...	The Dance... The Danceof Life...
In Flight...	America... My Home Sweet Home...
Nurses... you have to love them!	PowerLunch... Our version.
Night Flights... and why they are safer.	Back in Time... again!
B.A.R. Balloon Animal Rescue...	No Nothing... That pretty much covers it.
No Soup... for ANYONE...	Smile! ...it's better than the alternative.
All American... All The Time!	Smoking is Cool... Almost as cool as respiratory illnesses.
Rat's Ass. Do you give one?	A Rat's Ass If you do give a rat's ass...
Heavily Armed... In accordance with the Second Amendment!	I Toot... Its good to post a warning.
I'm Not Tense! ...just very, very alert	West... & Wewaxation at Wast!
My Buttons Someone is always pressing my buttons!	S.W.A.T. Team Summer and the bugs are everywhere...
Chowderheads Not a big section, but a worthy one. What type chowder you like defines who you are and what you're about. It's important that each of us know where we stand.	Lumbar Jack See, i just changed the word Lumber to Lumbar, get it?
HockeyHead! The skates. The stick. The puck. And YOU!	the PLPR... Beware the PLPR...
Sheeple... Are we or aren't we??	The woodworker... or, The Knothead...
Person of Interest... Sometimes it can be a good thing!	Smuggling... Are you smuggling a basketball, are you pregnant or are you just carrying a little too much around?
Spoiled Brat... Do you know one??	The Vent... Sometimes you just have to. Vent, that is.
Business Casual ...REAL casual.	Re-Invention... Self-Improved and proud of it?
American Spud America's favorite food??	Limited Attention Span... It looks legit at first...
Mardi Gras Hottie... There's nothing like Mardi Gras!	CEO guy... It's all about the money
Illusion Is it actually in motion??	Liar? a directional illusion. Interesting graphic.
Mushroom Society Are you a member?	Smoking Kills Sometimes you wonder if people really take it seriously...
A Mountain Are you up to the challenge?	Half Mental A classic quote that spans the game of life!
Unbalanced totally not right...	Happiness A typical cross section of happiness!
Hello! Your own shirt secretary!	Where's My Job? What happens after College??
Screw the Memo. Office memos can be so annoying...	Shut Up! ...get off the phone...
American Line getting from here to there...	Pick One. Infantile? You bet.
Stunts... Everyone is curious...	Fighting Amish The Fighting Amish??
My Dog. Dogs over People?	Fascinating! Simply Fascinating...
Ignore Amos ya might need to think about this one...	Simplify. Is your life rife with mayhem?
Madness. It does take its toll...	The Future When's it gonna get here??
C:\Windows C:\Windows\Go...	Bear Chested not necessarily Bare Chested...
Big Bucks! Be An Artist!	Li'l Floozie naughty & nice, all at the same time
American... ...to the bone!	Italian to the Bone Italian Pride!
Confederate ...To The Bone...	Canadian To The Bone...
Pirate Show your allegiance to the Jolly Roger...	Meat... thick & juicy... almost obscene!
Geek Geek and Proud. Say it Loud.	Analogue Some things were just better and simpler before computers...
Shaken! Who can resist a little Kitchen Humor?	The Coliseum The old dinosaur sure could use a face lift...
Fast Chicks! Pedal-to-the-Metal Fast...	OctoBEERfest Good Beer, Good Food, Good Times!
Slow but Sure. Speed doesn't always win the day...	Your Inner Child? ...and just which of these is YOUR Inner Child?
Fun. Fun can be dangerous!	Coffee Diver... Some people just can't get enough!
Koffee Kayaking Everything's better with Coffee	Caffeinated Make them figure it out...
Coffee, Please. The Great Motivater	Look Busy! Here comes the boss!
Early Man.	The Daily Grind Everybody has one.
To California Traveling by Train...	Life is but a Dream Take the oars...
Citified Proud Urbanite?	Fishing? No thanks...
I've Stopped! Stop smoking now!	Mall Mule You know who you are...
The Hibernator Some do it year 'round!	USA Uber Alles
Wiggle Room Every one needs some once in a while	Flutterby or, conventionally, Butterfly...
Hypnotic Spiral Hypnosis is powerful tool, if used properly	Just Right! The Italians have just the word for it...
The Thought Police The upside of stupid...	Chillin' Who doesn't like to Chill?
I Rock! Everyone does, in one way or another...	TGIF! Who doesn't need Friday??
doyusudoku?	Flat World It does seem that way sometimes...
Resistance is Futile	Sock It To Me! It was good then; it's good now!
Unauthorized Personnel ... are YOU authorized?	Raptured... It changes everything!
Looking for Me? He's available 24/7	No Rest! ageless observation...
Doing God's Work ...Light Humor...	What This Planet Needs...
Dinner Squad Who heads up your Dinner Squad?	Dessert Squad Did Someone Say 'Dessert'?
The Triple Entendre Huh??	Out Patient They are everywhere!
Always Hungry! Never Full...	Poop Childish, i know
Paranoid! What are you so paranoid about? It's ME they're after! Seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?	Skull & Cross'bones
Soccer Mom	Men are Pigs. Surprised?
The First Beer	Restraining Order!
Save Everything! Even your breath...	Slow But Focused ...Speed kills...
Spring Break!... Ohhh brother....	Jack Good! He really is!
Release Your Inner Jack Everyone has an inner "Jack".	Terror! We all suffer the occasional panic attack. Here's a philosophy that would work for most.
Angry Earl's Angry Earl's? Texas? Home of the Knuckle Sammich?? Wait for someone to tell you that they've eaten there...	Homeland Security
National Treasure I just bet you are!	Hot Stuff! Warning! Contents May Be Extremely Hot!
Cheese History! May not be 100% accurate...	The Rumors... are greatly exaggerated indeed.
Red Bone Red Bone. For Dog Lovers, Music Lovers, etc.	Tough Guy So you're a Tough Guy, eh?
Backward... Everything seems backwards today. Everything!	How Cute! Babies are all about "Cute". But life goes on, and on, and on...
Misunderstood	I'm in charge... I'm in charge here... until my wife says different! Everyone answers to someone, and it's usually a wife.
No, Ossifer... I'm not as think as you drunk i am.	NoFeela! Nature's Anesthetic... Tequila. Tequila. NoFeela!
The Drinking Bears Drinking done right is done with a clever toast...	Soylent GreenLite All the Flavor! Half the fat! Soylent GreenLite! Why not?
Emergency Switch If only...!	Morse Code Morse Code. It's been around for a long time. It might be interesting to find out how many folks will be able to "read" this one.
Gas Gouging! Gas Prices are jumping, with no end in sight. Is anything going to be done about it? Will single-quarter corporate oil profits hit yet a new high??	Admit Nothing! Admit Nothing! Even if you WERE involved...
I'm Being Employed Against My Will! Everyone who has ever worked knows this feeling.	The Training Shirt What can i say? This shirt had to be done.
Government Study Secret Information just recently declassified!	Step Up. Step Up. When the opportunity points your way, don't back out. Step up. Do the job.
...it's how you get there. Philosophy 101	Black Holes... It's the one really bad thing that we know about Black Holes.
Witless Protection Program	Intentionally Left Blank What do you wear when you definitely have nothing to say??
Museum of Crappy Design We've all been in these places. Only they call them "Museums of Modern Design", or "Museum of Modern Art". This item is on loan from the "Museum of Crappy Design".	The Echo I HAD to include a "blonde" graphic somewhere on my site... I promise to keep such to a minimum.
American Education America's Educational System is in deep trouble...	Fredd's Breads... Someone's gotta be the Manager, right?
Warning! Bright yellow warning signs are posted everywhere. Even here!	Mime Control Speaking of Keeping America Safe....
No Effin Way! No Parking, No Loitering, No Smoking....	Dr. Howard! Either you'll get this, or you won't...
Walk in Peace A colorful, inspirational image carrying a very specific thought.	I'm Not Lazy... Lazy? Laying around with your butt hanging off the couch?? NO.....
My Synapses... Anything can do it... The holidays, another birthday, or, my favorite: a lousy day at work!	I'm Always Write. Everyone knows someone like this...
Sore Hips... yeah, your hips ache, but how's your hooray?	Philly Rocks! Philly Rocks! Not only that, but New York City doesn't!!
For Duty and Humanity! you've heard it before, now wear it like you mean it!	Does it make a Sound? An age-old question with a twist...