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Terry Bain
Spokane
Member Since: 2000

"You owe reality nothing." --Richard Hugo

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Welcome!
I'm Terry Bain. This is my store. Enjoy yourself, okay?

You may also want to check the products in my Zazzle Store

Very Important Holidays

Very Important Holidays
The Main Place to find the Terry Bain Holiday designs, including Christmas and Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day and Halloween and whatever else I might come up with. Maybe Festivus.

So Our Children Can Fly

So Our Children Can Fly
Rosa sat so Martin could walk. Martin walked so Barack could run. Barack ran so our children can fly.

O | the president

O | the president
It's very simple. O | the president. And that's all.

You Are a Dog

You Are a Dog
Dog related stuff. Items related to the website and book, You Are a Dog, by Terry Bain.

Funny Business

Funny Business
Designs that are funny. If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, you can probably get a refund.

Geek

Geek
Once in awhie a person just needs to be a geek. (How you define "geek" is a question worth asking, but I certainly don't have the answer.) Thus this section, for the geek in all of us.

Primarily Textual

Primarily Textual
I seem to like the gear with the text, and so I need a section, and so furthermore this will be a category with lots of different kinds of things, and that should be fine, yes?

WPA Poster Art

WPA Poster Art
The Works Progress Administration was the largest New Deal agency, employing millions of people and affecting most every locality, especially rural and western mountain populations.

Found at the Pound

Found at the Pound
Dogs and cats found at local shelters--what you might be missing if you don't visit an animal shelter when considering the adoption of a pet. Don't miss out. Visit an animal shelter today.

Skull Punk

Skull Punk
You're a punk. You have a skull. You like skulls. You have a skull on your shirt. You once had an x-ray when you bit it on your deck. Everything went black. Now? You mark time with marks on your head.

Kid College Shill

Kid College Shill
Kids designs. My children. Saving for college, starting at age 6.

Halloween Costumes and Stuff

Halloween Costumes and Stuff
Want a costume to confuse? Try this on for size. Front: "My costume is on the back of this shirt." Back: "My costume is on the front of this shirt." You'll get the once-over, front and back.

Dem Bones

Dem Bones
Primarily Presidential Politics. And peace politics. And a lot of Obama.

Kawaii

Kawaii
If you are cute in a way that can't be captured in words, you may be kawaii.

Kids Wear Clothes

Kids Wear Clothes
If you don't know what "Kids Wear Clothes" means, then you probably have a lot of naked kids in your neighborhood. And if that is so, maybe you want to get them some gear to cover up their nakedness.

Text Art XYZ

Text Art XYZ
Part of X, all of Y, some of Z. Text. Art. Interesting. Odd. Cool. Whatever. Wear it. Send it. And bless you.

What Would Britney Do?

What Would Britney Do?
You know, before you act, you should always ask yourself "what would Britney do?" Maybe then you will decide to do the exact opposite. But that's your business, not mine.

This Then Was Marriage

This Then Was Marriage
This then was marriage! The old things didn’t matter any more. One got up at four o’clock, and had broth at tea-time and made toffee in the middle of the night. One didn’t put on one’s clothes or on

Abracadabra

Abracadabra
Abracadabra. You've doubtless said "abracadabra" once or twice in your lifetime. But what is it? It is "an incantation to be used as a cure against fevers and inflammations"

So Lonely Text Art

So Lonely Text Art
Lonely? So lonely? Feeling lonely? But not really so lonely that you can't get up off your butt and put on a t-shirt? Alright then. Do it.

Pearly Heart

Pearly Heart
Hearts. Pearls. Valentines. Lovers. Love. You. And Yours. Right now. Of course. And forever. With blessings.

Hallows Not Horcruxes

Hallows Not Horcruxes
Save your soul. Always remember to choose hallows, not horcruxes. And wear your belief in the hallows proudly.

Belly

Belly
Feel free to touch my belly... on second thought, you can do that, but be prepared for the consequences. Maternity wear for the modern Mom.

LightPainting

LightPainting
LightPainting Photographic art by Terry Bain.

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep
Do we eat spiders in our sleep? Do you? Do I? Maybe, maybe not. But you want to creep out, gross out, freak out the people you meet? They might run, or they might ask for your digits.

Flip

Flip
A place for flip minos to reside.


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