Welcome to the The Bad Joo Joo Gallery Online Store! Please feel free to browse and check out the merchandise. No pushing and shoving, thank you very much. Now if a fight breaks out in the sale section, or if someone has stolen the doors on the dressing room, or if you see that guy with the mirrors on his shoes again, or if you have any questions, please contact the manager at email@example.com or visit the main office at www.badjoojoo.8m.com where you will be promptly ignored. And remember: if you break it, you bought it!