My Bad Ballet Cafepress store has somewhat naughty designs for dancers and ballerinas with a slightly twisted sense of humor. You can find shirts that say "I'm a bad Ballerina, Dancer, or Danseur... and I'm NOT talking about my technique!" Political anti-Bush saayings and "I'd rather be dancing... outside, on the beach , naked on the beach", etc. You get the picture. If you are a lover of dance or ballet, this shop is for you. I was a professional dancer for many years and I wish I could have had these designs on dancewear, dance bags, hats, mugs, even thongs! Please check out www.cafepress.com/badballet and pass it on to your friends! BOOKMARK MY STORE AND SIGN UP FOR MY NEWSLETTER SO YOU CAN BE THE FIRST TO HAVE MY NEWEST BAD BALLET DESIGNS! Dancers and Ballerinas! Here's the place where you'll find t-shirts, ballet bags, mugs, posters, cards, dance bags, and more with all the funny "inside jokes" we've shared over the years. Send me a note if you have a special request, and check back often for new designs and items for sale. These items will make great "MERDE" gifts! FOR SPECIAL REQUESTS MY EMAIL IS: WWW.BAD_BALLET@HOTMAIL.COM.

Daydreaming Dancer: "I need a Drink!" Sometimes, you just want to grab your ballet bag and run out the door in tears. Yes, dancers and ballerinas, I remember. Wear this dancewear to make you smile and know you'll be free soon.	Eat, Drink, Breathe...Life How many times have you met someone and they say "You're a dancer AND you smoke and drink?" This naughty design on tees, dance bags, and thongs tells it the way it really is.	I'm a Bad Ballerina...Arabesque Pink Do you know a "bad ballerina" who would love this shirt? These make great merde gifts! Let her know you are SO happy she's a beautiful and naughty dancer and not just a boring old bunhead!
Dancers give good foot jobs! Dancers! Slightly naughty and sure to start a conversation at dance class, rehearsal, at the gym or wherever!	I'd rather be dancing...at the other bar Visit this section if the dancer or ballerina in you would usually rather be relaxing at your neighborhood bar than toiling away at the barre.	Good Ballerinas Go to Heaven Are you a good ballerina...or a bad ballerina? Sexy, sweet and slightly naughty is the perfect combination. This design is perfect for thongs!
My wife is a ballerina... Ballerinas: This is the perfect gift for the man who loves you and your amazing flexibility!	My wife is a dancer... Tell the world why you REALLY married your wife and dancer!	My Girl is a ballerina...she can do the splits Every man's dream is to date a ballerina because they are beautiful, sexy, athletic, smart, and...they can do the splits! Only some of the reasons men love dancers and ballerinas!
Date a Dancer... It's not the ONLY reason you love your dancer, but it sure makes life a lttle more fun!	I date Dancers... Life is more fun if you are dating a dancer. Let's just say we are...FLEXIBLE.	The way to a dancer's heart... Here's to all you tired and hungry dancers and ballerinas! Let your friends know what you really want after a long day of dancing.
Bad Danseur Male Danseurs! This flirty design says it all! Teasing and Naughty for your trip to the gym or the bar (barre).	Bad Ballerina Silhouette Bad Ballerina with beautiful Arabesque silhouette photo. Show your sweet and naughty side with this design!	Dancer's Dreams! Dancers! What do you dream about when you're not dancing? Food? Booze? Sleep? Foot Massage? Click here to see my Dancer's Dreams Designs!
I'm Bad Ballerina...Theater Divas Bad Ballerinas... in sexy photo. Who do YOU think they're making fun of? What are they going to be doing after the performance?	Dancers Ballerinas: "Am I popping out?" Dancers Ballerinas! We all share the the same question..."What was the Costume Designer, Artistic director, Ballet Mistress THINKING?!?!"	I only date ballerinas...they can do the splits Gentlemen! Show you are "in the know!" by wearing a t-shirt or sweat shirt with this design. It'll also let all your friends know/think you are a straight man!
I'm a Bad Dancer Pink Dancers and Danseurs: Let everyone at class, the gym, or the bar (barre) know you are a fun, naughty, nasty and crazy dancer. You are sure to get that cute guy you've been watching to notice you!	I only date dancers...they can do the splits Dancers do the splits...when? Hmmm? Whenever they want if you catch my drift. They can also do the splits standing up. Men: Go get your dancer(s)!	Political: Dancers against Bush Show your disdain for George W. Bush by buying these shirts, mugs, dance bags and let everyone know dancers and ballerinas do think about politics!
Bad Ballerina Pink The best ballerinas do NOT sit home every night sewing their pointe shoes. They love to eat, drink, dance and be merry...I mean CRAZY!!!	Dancer's Daydreams: "Get me out of here!" I know this is what you are really thinking during class! "Get me out of here! Everyone thinks we have it so great, but sometimes being a ballerina is "just a job".	I'm a Bad Ballerina...with two Divas Take closer look at these ballerinas...they actually look like they'd be your friends! They'd gripe about ballet over a few drinks and then you'd all go out for some REAL dancing.
Dancers are...flexible;) Dancers' flexibility adds a new element to making love. Why are we such great lovers? Because we're...flexible in many ways.	My Girlfriend is a Dancer... My Girlfiend is a Dancer...she can do the splits!! The real reason men love dancers! Dancers do the splits...When? Hmmm? Whenever they want, if you catch my drift. They can also do the splits standing	Live...Life! For bad Dancers! These are great for the ballerina or dancer who knows how to have fun when they are not dancing in the ballet or dance studio.