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Meanwhile, Back at the Raunch...

We specialize in sex-themed t-shirts. Some of them are suggestive, some downright nasty. Thin-skinned prudes are cordially invited to go elsewhere.

We are sex-positive--sex isn't "dirty" or "nasty" (but sometimes it's fun to pretend...). Anything between consenting adults--or alone--is just fine with us. There are a few things that hit our personal squick buttons, but even those (yes, even that), are okay if that's what gets you off.

We also feature designs relating to polyamory and gender bending. While neither of these is strictly sexual, they're not generally considered topics for the kiddies.


If there's a design that you've seen before but just can't seem to find now, look in one of the subsections. We sometimes move things around....

Smart Ass Remarks

Smart Ass Remarks
Designs in this section aren't really about sex, but they're rude enough that we didn't want to put them in our other shops.

Gender Benders

Gender Benders
This section is dedicated to our graphical genderqueer merchandise. It contains various designs on the themes of transgender, crossdressing, androgyny and other gender-bending topics.

I'd Rather Be...

I'd Rather Be...
Want to be doing something other than what you are? If it's sex, we've probably got it (or will soon): various designs that start with "I'd rather be..."

Hello...

Hello...
Designs in this section are based on the common stick-on name tag. Comes in "Hello My name is..." and "Hello I am..."


Where the product allows we offer these in both center and pocket placement

Spouse Plus

Spouse Plus
Are you in a stable polyamorous relationship? Check here to see if we've got you covered. Several designs on the same basic layout, using various permutations of husband/wife and boyfriend/girlfriend.

NO Means...

NO Means...
Mostly No Means No, but the designs in this section present a few possible nuances.

SingleMoms

SingleMoms
A whole section of various designs on maternity t-shirts. As with everything else in this shop, some are raunchy, some merely suggestive. Presented in both "chest" and "belly" versions, on both black

You Had Me At...

You Had Me At...
This section features several designs, all starting with "You had me at...". Offered on shirts, buttons and more. Most are offered in both centered and pocket placement, where the product allows.

You say SLUT like it's a bad thing

You say SLUT like it's a bad thing
Proud of your promiscuity? This says "You say SLUT like it's a bad thing..." in a loose handwritten script.

Three's a Party

Three's a Party
Announce your taste for threesomes with this design. It reads "Two's company, Three's a Party". It's not specific, so it's suitable for both FFM and MMF.

Pain Slut

Pain Slut
Are you a masochist? Does pain get you hot? This design is for you. It simply says "Pain Slut".

Ascii Vulva

Ascii Vulva
Three simple characters: a lower case i in parentheses. Taken together, though it's a picture of a vulva.

Sometimes Slut

Sometimes Slut
If you don't always want to sleep around, this is for you: "Sometimes I feel like a SLUT, sometimes I don't".

Libertine

Libertine
Here's one for the erudite slut of either gender: it just says "Libertine" in purple,. flowing script.

SLUT

SLUT
Do you sleep around? A lot? this is for you. Design just says "SLUT".

CONJUGAL VISITOR

CONJUGAL VISITOR
Is your loved one in jail? This design says you get to see him (or her): It just say "CONJUGAL VISITOR" in an orange stencil font.

Both Ways

Both Ways
For the bisexual with a sense of humor: Based on the common street sign, this is a double-headed arrow with the words "BOTH WAYS"

No ED

No ED
Guys can brag that they don't have erectile dysfunction, gals can insist that their guys can get it up. Just the letters "ED" in a universal No circle.

Carpet/Drapes Blonde

Carpet/Drapes Blonde
Let the world know that you're a natural blonde with this design: an indoor scene in which the carpet matches the drapes.

Carpet/Drapes Redhead

Carpet/Drapes Redhead
Let the world know that you're a natural redhead with this design: an indoor scene in which the carpet matches the drapes.

Smut Miner

Smut Miner
Do you spend your free time searching out and downloading porn? This design is for you: It says "Smut Miner" in an Old West style lettering.

Do It In the Road

Do It In the Road
Why don't we do it in the road? This is a black on yellow warning sign with a couple going at it doggie style.

I Swallow

I Swallow
Let them know how it will end: "I Swallow"

Cum Face

Cum Face
Money shot! This classic yellow smiley face has been given a sperm facial. No words.

Evolve SEX

Evolve SEX
Feeling unicellular? This is a drawing of two single-celled organisms (paramecia), with the words "I can't wait to evolve SEX".

Rectal Probing

Rectal Probing
For the Science Fiction fan tha also likes anal sex. A Gray alien saying "We go straight to rectal probing".

Bearded Clam

Bearded Clam
You know what this stands for. It's a simple graphic of a clam with a beard. No words.

Genital Protection

Genital Protection
Insist on safe sex. This is based on a workplace safety sign. It says "GENITAL PROTECTION REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT", with a stop sign and a packaged condom.

Wrapped Present

Wrapped Present
Tell your prospective partners that you insist on safe sex: "Wrap your present or keep it to yourself", with the image of a red condom packet with a green bow.

Cuckold

Cuckold
For the husband who likes to share, this design says it all: "Cuckold -- by choice".

Pegging

Pegging
This design features a block-people drawing of a woman wearing a strap-on dildo (or maybe she's a transsexual?), doing a man.

Block Lesbian

Block Lesbian
This design features a block-people drawing of a woman wearing a strap-on dildo (or maybe she's a transsexual?), doing a woman.

Gaydar

Gaydar
Cruising? Advertise! Pink waves emanate from a tower, with the words "Gaydar Engaged" in lavender.

Don't call me a Dyke

Don't call me a Dyke
For the lesbian that's willing to accept slang from others but not from straights. Says "Don't call me a DYKE unless you are, too" in a purple-to-pink-to-purple gradient.

Talk Dirty

Talk Dirty
This design simply says "Talk Dirty to me" in a fancy script.

Will Work

Will Work
Based on a panhandler's cardboard sign, this design says "Will Work for Sex"

I'll Respect You

I'll Respect You
Tell your prospective partners that you don't think that sex requires a loss of respect: "I'll respect you in the morning"

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds
"I Like Sloppy Seconds", with the last two words in a cum-like script.

Sloppy Sevenths

Sloppy Sevenths
"Never mind Seconds, I Like Sloppy Sevenths", with the last two words in a cum-like script.

Sperm Happens

Sperm Happens
"Sperm Happens"

Switch

Switch
Do you play either Top or bottom? Dom or sub? this design is for you: it's just a graphic of a switch in the on position.

Urinal

Urinal
Love adult water sports? Show your desire for a golden shower with this design: a drawing of a urinal. No words.

Bad Checks

Bad Checks
Show your true submissive nature: "Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks".

Clothespin Nipples

Clothespin Nipples
Do you like pain? This shirt shows clothespins on nipples, strategically placed to be just over your own.

Leash

Leash
Express your dominance: "You'd look batter on a leash"

Use Me

Use Me
Offer yourself up as a submissive fucktoy. Design just says "USE ME".

Make me your BITCH

Make me your BITCH
Are you submissive? Offer yourself to dominants with this item "Make me your BITCH"

Cougar Whisperer

Cougar Whisperer
Cruising for a MILF? State your intentions with this design: "Cougar Whisperer"

Taken

Taken
Are you partnered but still looking? Announce it with this design: "Taken -- Wanna take me again?"

Pony Girl

Pony Girl
Design just says "Pony Girl", and a graphic of a butt plug with attached tail.

Not a Whore

Not a Whore
Perfect for the slut that just loves sex: "I am not a WHORE (you don't have to pay me)"

I'm Not Ready

I'm Not Ready
Let them know that you're looking for no-strings sex with this design that says "I'm not ready to Make Love so let's just fuck"

Show Hard

Show Hard
The classic men's room wall solicitation: "Show hard for blowjob". Randy women can wear it, too.

Little Friend

Little Friend
This design features the classic line, "Say hello to my little friend", and a drawing of a strap-on dildo.

Play Two Holes

Play Two Holes
There's a golf pun here, but it really says that you're into receptive sex. This one's good for gay men or for finicky women. It says "Play Two Holes FREE!", with a graphic of a green with flag.

Play Three Holes

Play Three Holes
There's a golf pun here, but it really says that you're into receptive sex. This one's good for uninhibited women. It says "Play Three Holes FREE!", with a graphic of a green with flag.

Fertility Tiki

Fertility Tiki
Here's a graphic of a fertility tiki. He's carved from wood and has a HUGE phallus. No words.



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