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Like you, we'd vote for a houseplant for President before we'd vote for Barack Obama. Why? Because he's an inexperienced, pandering know-it-all, who's all style and no substance, and thinks it might be a swell idea to bomb Iran, and invade Pakistan. He also plays the Christians off the gays, and the gays off the African-Americans — he appears to be willing to suck up to anybody (at the expense of anybody else) for money and votes.

You may have many other reasons for wanting to stop Barack Obama from becoming the most powerful leader in the world. We just think he's ill-equipped, unqualified, and ridiculously overrated.

And no, we're not Hillary supporters. We just want the best President in the White House, regardless of sex, race, or religion, and — regardless of sex, race, or religion — Barack Obama is not The One.

Obama: The Audacity of Hype

Obama: The Audacity of Hype
This is the one that says it all: Obama is all hype - not hope. Variety of products.

Hope and Change

Hope and Change
What "Hope and Change" really means with a flip-flopper like Barack Obama: You'd better HOPE he doesn't CHANGE his mind again! Click to see all designs & products.

Hey, Barack! Hope Won't...

Hey, Barack! Hope Won't...
Variety of designs tells Barack Obama what his meaningless mantra of "hope" WON'T do: put food on the table, pay the rent, straighten your kid's teeth... Click to see them all.

Obama: The Audacity of Hypocrisy

Obama: The Audacity of Hypocrisy
This conversation starter will give you ample opportunity to educate the uninformed in the myriad examples of Barack Obama's shameless hypocrisy. Variety of products.

No Way

No Way
Tell it like it is: "Barack Obama: No experience. No ideas. No guts. No way." Variety of products.

Meaningless Platitudes

Meaningless Platitudes
Hope! Change! Hope for Change! Change for Hope? What does it really mean? Nothing - it's The Audacity of Meaningless Platitudes. Variety of products.

Obama: The Audacity of Audacity

Obama: The Audacity of Audacity
We don't know who chose the title of Obama's book, "The Audacity of Hope" - it should have been titled "The Audacity of Audacity"! Variety of products.

Voting for a man because he's black...

Voting for a man because he's black...
...is just as bad as voting against a man because he's black. For those who believe a candidate should be judged by his positions and not his skin color. Variety of products.

No Deliverance

No Deliverance
Tell Obama to stuff his two-faced, Right-Left pandering - and that you don't need to be "delivered from homosexuality." Variety of products.

Obama: All Sizzle - No Steak

Obama: All Sizzle - No Steak
The simplest way to make it clear: Barack Obama is all style, and no substance. Variety of products.

The Wright Stuff

The Wright Stuff
We wouldn't vote for someone who sat silently in the pews for 20 years while his pastor damned America, and neither should any other American who loves the USA. Variety of products & colors.

Lay Off

Lay Off
"Lay off my wife," Barack whined. We'll lay off as soon as she stops denigrating America. Variety of products.

No Empty Suits

No Empty Suits
You want substance and leadership in the White House, not an empty suit. Variety of products.

Are you going to let a talk-show host tell you...?

Are you going to let a talk-show host tell you...?
Are you going to let a talk-show host tell you how to VOTE? Variety of products.

Obama's Cocaine Use

Obama's Cocaine Use
We were up in arms over George W. Bush's alleged cocaine use - why are Obama supporters giving Barack a free pass? Variety of products.

No Rookies

No Rookies
Do you want a rookie - who's been in the Senate for less time than you spent in high school - handling foreign policy? We sure don't! Variety of products.



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