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NYS Law Enforcement

NYS Law Enforcement
Law Enforcement Agencies of the Excelsior State.
Check out our line of funny items that commemorate life as a state cop.

Explosives

Explosives
Explosvies Entry - The fastest way through the door!

ATT-Tactical Logowear

ATT-Tactical Logowear
Started as a small business venture in 1985, ATT-Tactical has grown to a major-player in military and civil law enforcement market. Without a doubt, one of the coolest corporate logos out there.

Firearms Training Section

Firearms Training Section
"We are told to teach officers just enough about their gun to keep them scared from using it, because it's cheaper to replace a dead cop than it is to defend him in court" anonymous FTS instructor

Quotes of the day

Quotes of the day
Wear the quote that expresses your feelings on the subject. Pulled from the actual quotes of officials who should have kept their mouths shut!

Quotes of the week

Quotes of the week
Ouch, did I really say that? Backpeddle, backpeddle, backpeddle.

HR218

HR218
Here is a way to show that you know your rights as aforded under House Resolution 218

Grey Baggers

Grey Baggers
Praetorian Guards, Purple Clip-On Tie, 50/50 White/Black Thread; and what's with the grey socks?

State Squirrel Cops

State Squirrel Cops
Under-paid, over-worked, doing the impossible for the clueless. Sick & tired of answering stupid questions from civilians all day?

Explosives Breacher's

Explosives Breacher's
Do you spend your work day loading Breach Frames, Taping Non-El caps, searching for the box of #209 Shotgun primers? Then tell your team mates just what the #1 rule of Explosives Breaching really is!

Team Sierra

Team Sierra
Long hours on your belly, strong eye unable to focus, scope eye relief giving you “black-eye”, cheek-weld impacting your wisdom teeth and top it all off with a cold rain. Add in that you have to piss

Gear Garb

Gear Garb
Buy the gear, wear the shirt!

What, Me Worry?

What, Me Worry?
To think that this disheveled old man who was found in a spider hole, defiantly challenged the U.N. and us (U.S.) . The necktie party was well attended and a long time in coming.

What would Ron do?

What would Ron do?
Gentlemen, I look at you and I think of the words of Stephen Spender's poem. You are men who in your "lives fought for life . . . and left the vivid air signed with your honor.''

What would George Do?

What would George Do?
The general was known for his no bull-shit style. Ask the question that liberals don't want the answer to!

What would Col. Kurtz do?

What would Col. Kurtz do?
"the heart of an immense darkness."


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