Astreaux World Intergalactic Supplies

Now shipping items from Astreaux's Intergalactic Supplies with encrypted alien technology. Dominate your galactic quadrant with seemingly innocuous gifts! Example: - Buy a coffee mug and get the schematics for a wormhole generator free! - Buy a shirt and pick up multi-dimensional phase-shifter free! **Decrypter not included. AW not responsible for accidental time travel or energy transfers. All purchases help promote the trade of alien technology for great music. Plus, all purchases come with a satisfaction guarantee, and are made with eco-galactic-safe materials, suitable for space travel, impromptu negotiations with aliens, and camping.