Astreaux's Satellite Lounge

Astreaux's Satellite Lounge

Now shipping items from Astreaux's Satellite Lounge with encrypted alien technology. Dominate your galactic quadrant with seemingly innocuous gifts!

Example:
- Buy a coffee mug and get the schematics for a wormhole generator free!
- NEW! Get the new Box of Karma for great mojo all the time.
- Buy a shirt and pick up multi-dimensional phase-shifter
free!
**Decrypter not included. AW not responsible for accidental time travel or energy transfers.

All purchases help promote the trade of alien technology for great music.

Plus, all purchases come with a satisfaction guarantee, and are made with eco-galactic-safe materials, suitable for space travel, impromptu negotiations with aliens, and camping.