
Astreaux's Satellite Lounge
Now shipping items from Astreaux's Satellite Lounge with encrypted alien technology. Dominate your galactic quadrant with seemingly innocuous gifts!
Example:
- Buy a coffee mug and get the schematics for a wormhole generator free!
- NEW! Get the new Box of Karma for great mojo all the time.
- Buy a shirt and pick up multi-dimensional phase-shifter
free!
**Decrypter not included. AW not responsible for accidental time travel or energy transfers.
All purchases help promote the trade of alien technology for great music.
Plus, all purchases come with a satisfaction guarantee, and are made with eco-galactic-safe materials, suitable for space travel, impromptu negotiations with aliens, and camping.
Regulation Flight Shirt$21.99
Nebula Class Collared Shirt$24.99

$19.99
4th Dimension Interface$33.99
Carbon-Silicon Interface Pad$11.00
Seven Dimension Tile Coaster$37.50


$83.95
Ship's Log$21.49
Astreaux World Mug$24.99
Large Mug$27.99
deGravitoner$3.49
deGravitoner (100 pack)$123.99
Terrestrial Calendar$8.99