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"In absurdity, truth." Words to live by. Or wear on your chest. The Astonished Head Slogo on the front, the web address on the back.
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Warn the people you care about, before it's too late!
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Proloxil TeeAre you a miserable ovoid creature? Let people know that Proloxil can help!
Front: "Are you a miserable ovoid creature?" w/ Proloxil logo. Back: www.astonishedhead.com w/ flying ovoid.
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Proloxil "Big Pharma" MugProloxil doesn't exist...but Proloxil product promotion merchandise does!
Tell folks that this medication keeps you from killing them where they stand.
$11.99
Large Proloxil "Big Pharma" MugWash down your Proloxil with the extra caffeine our larger-sized Big Pharma mug holds.
$12.99
Small Astonished Head ButtonIt is small and mysterious, in a logo kind of way.
$1.60
Vicious Cyborg Chomskybat Magnet!Warn the people you care about, before it's too late! Make sure they see your refrigerator, so that they, uh, get warned.
$3.75
Bigger Astonished Head ButtonNot quite as small as its smaller cousin, and slightly less mysterious, because it has words on it. In Absurdity, Truth! Go forth and be button-wearing.
$3.11
