i survived the 02/01/2019 asteroid impact

NASA is already predicting the catastrophic* impact of asteroid 2002 NT7 with the earth on February 1st of 2019. Get your "I survived" shirts now, while the getting's good, and if by some chance** it actually happens, they may be worth thousands+!

* so we made the catastrophic up. so what?
** and by "chance," we mean "miracle."
+ but probably not.