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artiztik stuff by buck paiva 

Welcome to artiztik stuff

I had a vision for a line of items that were off-beat, edgy, original, and yet simplistic and possibly worthy of a cult following.

I'm a software developer by trade but I'm also a writer, a poet, a designer, and sometimes even a cartoonist.

I hope you find something you like.

- Buck

acid washed genes

acid washed genes
Acid washed genes. If you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, then put this shirt on, tune in, and drop out.

alien pet food

alien pet food
Alien pet food. You're tasty, and chock full of nutritional value.

falsely labeled slut

falsely labeled slut
Have you been falsely labeled as a slut?? It's not your fault. Now is your chance to clear your name. Do it! Just like you did what's his name...

ground squirrel ambassador

ground squirrel ambassador
Ground squirrel ambassador. Hey, it's an important job. Be proud.

openly fondles mannequins

openly fondles mannequins
People have secretly been doing it since the dawn of time. Don't be a closet fondler. Do it openly!

pathetically normal indivdual

pathetically normal indivdual
So you're a pathetically normal individual? So what? Be proud and tell the world.

recently revived roadkill

recently revived roadkill
You're back and you're looking good. Nothing is gonna stop you from crossin' that highway this time.

shallow grave digger

shallow grave digger
Shallow grave digger. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

silicon sold separately

silicon sold separately
Whether you have it or not, it doesn't come cheap.

victim of circumcision

victim of circumcision
Victim of circumcision? Well, if it bothers you why not get it off your chest? Or rather ON your chest...

your fucking hero

your fucking hero
Forget "who's your daddy?" The real question is "who's your fucking hero?"


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