Arse-O-nist

Love him or hate him? Personally, I think he's a pathetic, narcissistic ass. But, his equally pathetic supporters have already put up a shirt with his mug shot and the word Hero emblazoned below.

I offer this alternative shirt to those that think the self-appointed culture police should just go away and create their own damn festival where they can burn whatever they want, shoot whomever they want, and act like general dickheads for as long as they like.

I'm glad Larry Harvey laughed once he knew no one had been hurt. I'm glad people are talking about the man not being the point. I'm also glad the cops were there to arrest him and take him away. He's a pathetic loser obsessed with decrying the state of Burning Man today and yet he won't just go away. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, so I must drag my self all the way out there to make a political statement about how lame it is now and make sure everyone knows I hate it. Grow up you stupid loser. And all your friends that think you're cool and groovy are equally silly for following this "news item" so closely and posting on every forum possible about how great it is because Burning Man was over 15 years ago. If it's over then why are you freaks still so obsessed? Is it just not dead enough for you? If you can't have it the way it was, then no one else should have it either?

Anyway, here's a selection of merchandise for you if you happen to be on the side that thinks this jerk's solution is nothing more than the look-at-me histrionics of a self-indulgent attention whore. Apparently, he'll use guns, short-shorts, or even fire to make us look. Whatever it takes, loser. Heck, maybe he'll even buy some of these shirts to give to his fan club. Hey Paul, I could have some plates made so you could reveal your precious face with every bite of food you have for dinner. That would be great fun for a baby/narcissist like yourself wouldn't it?