ardamis

"I'm rolling 20s, bitch."

You're unstoppable. A nerdly aura of success and invicibility surrounds you. Other, lesser D&D geeks immediately realize that they are in the presence of greatness. When you're this blessed, you don't need modifiers. You are a role-playing juggernaut.

That's right, I've done all the work for you. You've been wanting a shirt that captures your wildly optimistic attitude on life with a phrase that simultaneously identifies you as the epitome of geeky cool, "I'm rolling 20s, bitch."