APOPLECTIC PRESS : ANTI-CHRISTMAS CARDS : Anti-Christmas Card 016
Any Messiah with a shred of personal integrity would be mortified if a sinister and sensationalistic commotion such as Christmas occurred on their behalf. Imagine the humiliation of having the sum-total of your celestial wisdom profaned into the form of a fictitious, surveilling, bearded troll whose sole purpose (as western emissary for materialism) was to corrupt children into becoming corporatist/brand-loyalty zealots by bribing them with piles of meaningless, gaudy trinkets. Therefore, on behalf of grossly misrepresented deities everywhere, I wish you the supportive kinship and spiritual strength to permanently eradicate this vacuous, angst-ridden circus of selfishness from your Holiday Season.
