APOPLECTIC PRESS : ANTI-CHRISTMAS CARDS : Anti-Christmas Card 011
If I were Jesus and I dropped by one December to see what the human race had learned from my teachings of love, equity and compassion (for which, incidentally, I was rewarded with torture and crucifixion) only to find a ruthlessly accelerating global epidemic of self-indulgence, possessiveness, and environmental desecration epitomized by a scandalously lurid, psychotically unsustainable, corporate-sponsored extravaganza of decadence —in honour of my BIRTH!— I would probably ask my dad to erase every last trace of the criminally insane human species and start all over again with the amoeba.