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APOPLECTIC PRESS : ANTI-CHRISTMAS CARDS : Anti-Christmas Card 011

If I were Jesus and I dropped by one December to see what the human race had learned from my teachings of love, equity and compassion (for which, incidentally, I was rewarded with torture and crucifixion) only to find a ruthlessly accelerating global epidemic of self-indulgence, possessiveness, and environmental desecration epitomized by a scandalously lurid, psychotically unsustainable, corporate-sponsored extravaganza of decadence —in honour of my BIRTH!— I would probably ask my dad to erase every last trace of the criminally insane human species and start all over again with the amoeba.
Christmas Card 011
Christmas Card 011
$3.29
Christmas Card 011 (Pk of 10)
Christmas Card 011 (Pk of 10)
$19.99
Christmas Card 011 (Pk of 20)
Christmas Card 011 (Pk of 20)
$32.99



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