Apoplectic Press > Thank You and General Greeting Cards

Strange and subversive all-occasion greeting cards from Apoplectic Press. Apoplectic Cards are the antithesis of conventional greeting cards. These cards feature collage illustrations using Victorian engravings embellished with pen and ink. The images are often unrelated and disparate. The effect is a feeling of cognitive dissonance or tension. The text is usually an extremely long, adjective-saturated sentence that is an almost misanthropic political rant under the pretext of a greeting commemorating a special occasion.

General Greeting Card A morose and upsetting greeting card for any occasion.	General Greeting Card 2 A general greeting card intended to actually break the human spirit.
General Greeting Card 3 A really horrible and miserable card intended to ruin virtually any special occasion.	Thank You Card 1 A bitter and unpleasant Thank You card intended to induce resentment and hostility.
Thank You Card 2 An insulting, despondent and only mildly amusing Thank You card.