APOPLECTIC PRESS : BIRTHDAY CARDS : Birthday Card 004
It seems that membership in this
astonishingly bovine and
superficial consumer cult entails
the inconceivably bizarre notion that —in order to suitably commemorate one another's significant life events— we must exchange mass-produced bits of folded paper imprinted with illustrations and prose we haven't even created, as though gruelling mall expeditions spent rummaging through aisles of cheesy cards symbolize the effort we could have put into actually making a card ourselves. So, against my better judgement —because I truly believe you deserve something infinitely more unique and intimate— here is my little contribution to the mass delusion. Happy Birthday!
