APOPLECTIC PRESS : BIRTHDAY CARDS : Birthday Card 003
Although this organization has conventionally extended wishes for a Happy Birthday, these challenging times of financial restructuring have placed management in the regrettable, yet vitally necessary, position of having to downsize your anniversary greeting. Therefore, until such time as pertinent economic sectors firmly renew their commitment to efficiency, productivity and competitiveness - to be reflected in significant quarterly dividends for our valued investors - you are hereby required to accept our pragmatically streamlined withed for a Relatively Endurable and Marginally Dignified Birthday.
