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Apoplectic Press

Funny, weird and unique t-shirts for thinkers, dreamers and other misfits. Curious creations for bewildering times.

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Apoplectic Press : OFFENSIVE / ADULT HUMOR

T-shirts featuring smegma, premature ejaculation, cameltoes, queefs and ninja proctology. Rude, offensive and adult-themed t-shirts for people without a shred of personal dignity; who are willing to proclaim their poor taste in the most glaring and public manner.

Rude Gesture

I Heart Premature Ejaculation

Cameltoe

Up is the Direction

Smegma

Off Is The DIrection

Foul Miasma

Ninja Proctologist

Queef

Airport Strip Search



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