Welcome!
Welcome to Apocalypse Gear - your source for cool gear for the coming meltdown! Thanks to CafePress.com, we can now offer stuff for your bugout bag that says, "This disaster ain't my fault. Check back regularly for snarky new gear that lets you express your inner conservative. When the Apocalypse hits, you'll be able to show all the zombies out there that you knew it was coming all along."
Note: Our first two products are a response to the Occupy Wall Street slogan "I am the 99%! Sixty five percent of Americans (2011 Battleground Poll) identify themselves as conservatives or conservative leaning - so, why not get yourself an "I am the 65%" T-shirt. If you'd like to really set some atheist hair on fire, how about gearing up with an "I am the 92%!" item (2011 Gallup poll). Liberals love polls and these come with an asterisked reference to the relevent poll. Have fun and be safe out there.
