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Bullets

Bullets
Pocket rockets, American Airlines, Bullets - whatever you want to call them, they're going to do a lot of damage!

I know your tell

I know your tell
Usually you don't tell the fish when you pick up a tell.

all in...bitches!

all in...bitches!
Our most popular poker shirt - I'm all in Bitches!

Give me the river!

Give me the river!
F#@#! the flop!

Man Law: You Suck.

Man Law: You Suck.
Tired of the donkey across the table sucking out on you? Let him know how you really feel about him.

I Heart Poker

I Heart Poker
Right up there with "I love NY," show your love for the game proudly!

Nice Hand, fucko.

Nice Hand, fucko.
Be nice, he might've sucked out, but be nice.

Texas Hold'em

Texas Hold'em
Texas Hold'em

Hold'em Definitions: Outs

Hold'em Definitions: Outs
The real definition for outs.

Good Luck.

Good Luck.
Good Luck. I hope you come in second.

BOHICA

BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again

Trap this, bitch.

Trap this, bitch.
Go ahead, slow play, make my day.

Dead Money

Dead Money
Dead Money

ATM

ATM
Fish. Donkeys. ATM's. You're surrounded!

I had outs

I had outs
Ok. So maybe I was drawing dead.

Deez Nuts!

Deez Nuts!
Any questions?

All in, baby!

All in, baby!
Just like Scotty likes to say, All in baby!

the nuts!

the nuts!
Wanna see them?

Rounders

Rounders
"Listen Kid, I've been playing poker since Rounders came out on DVD."

f*@% the flop!

f*@% the flop!
F*@% the flop!

Poker Face

Poker Face
No Tells Here.

Poker Faces

Poker Faces
The many faces of Poker.

Ship It.

Ship It.
Let everybody know where they need to push that pot.

Suck Out King

Suck Out King
Two outer? My specialty...

Kitchen Table Poker

Kitchen Table Poker
For all of you who didn't start on hold'em.


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