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»	Give me the river!
»	Man Law: You Suck.
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»	Nice Hand, fucko.
»	Texas Hold'em
»	Hold'em Definitions: Outs
»	Good Luck.
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»	Trap this, bitch.
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»	All in, baby!
»	the nuts!
»	Rounders
»	f*@% the flop!
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»	Suck Out King
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»	Bullets
»	I know your tell
»	all in...bitches!
»	Give me the river!
»	Man Law: You Suck.
»	I Heart Poker
»	Nice Hand, fucko.
»	Texas Hold'em
»	Hold'em Definitions: Outs
»	Good Luck.
»	BOHICA
»	Trap this, bitch.
»	Dead Money
»	ATM
»	I had outs
»	Deez Nuts!
»	All in, baby!
»	the nuts!
»	Rounders
»	f*@% the flop!
»	Poker Face
»	Poker Faces
»	Ship It.
»	Suck Out King
»	Kitchen Table Poker

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Bullets
Pocket rockets, American Airlines, Bullets - whatever you want to call them, they're going to do a lot of damage!

I know your tell
Usually you don't tell the fish when you pick up a tell.

all in...bitches!
Our most popular poker shirt - I'm all in Bitches!

Give me the river!
F#@#! the flop!

Man Law: You Suck.
Tired of the donkey across the table sucking out on you? Let him know how you really feel about him.

I Heart Poker
Right up there with "I love NY," show your love for the game proudly!

Nice Hand, fucko.
Be nice, he might've sucked out, but be nice.

Texas Hold'em
Texas Hold'em

Hold'em Definitions: Outs
The real definition for outs.

Good Luck.
Good Luck. I hope you come in second.

BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again

Trap this, bitch.
Go ahead, slow play, make my day.

Dead Money
Dead Money

ATM
Fish. Donkeys. ATM's. You're surrounded!

I had outs
Ok. So maybe I was drawing dead.

Deez Nuts!
Any questions?

All in, baby!
Just like Scotty likes to say, All in baby!

the nuts!
Wanna see them?

Rounders
"Listen Kid, I've been playing poker since Rounders came out on DVD."

f*@% the flop!
F*@% the flop!

Poker Face
No Tells Here.

Poker Faces
The many faces of Poker.

Ship It.
Let everybody know where they need to push that pot.

Suck Out King
Two outer? My specialty...

Kitchen Table Poker
For all of you who didn't start on hold'em.

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