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Day the Earth Played BallNice little planet ya got here. It'd be a damn shame if somethin' bad happened to it. This is my associate, Mr. GORT. |
BrainwashingOur villain, the unicorn evil genius unleashes his nefarious plot to usurp the wealth of America, and soon, world domination! |
Improving on PerfectionSee how Billy Mays pitches Michael Jackson to Saint Peter in front of heaven's pearly gates. |
Thriller!Michael Jackson's death on Thursday, June 25th 2009, shook the internet in a truly disturbing way... |
Machismo!Whenever hot babes are in trouble, mild-mannered Miles Melon asks his friend to "kick me in the junk" and in no time, Machismo is on the scene to thrash the bad guys and hit on the women. |
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Atomic PowerGotta read the fine print on those energy drinks... |
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Cast AwayLost at sea, a message in a bottle becomes a life-changing event! |
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Reality TVYou're entering a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind... that signpost up ahead it's ... the Twilight Zone. |
ProgressThe office of Paul Mort, Psychiatrist... "progress is a harsh mistress" |
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Maritime LawLucky for you, maritime law entitles you to a jury of your peers. |
Identity CrisisPsst... Boy Justice you have some secret identity on your face. |
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Energizer...keeps going after all others have stopped... it keeps going and going... it will not stop! Please, for the love of GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!! |
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Eye SurgeryDr. Ray is the world's foremost laser-eye surgeon. |
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Hot LunchAn easy mistake and Bernie's lunch sparks a panic as it vanishes in a puff of smoke! |
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CupidDoes this mean I don't get the girl either? |
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FlirtingAfter failing with complicated pick-up lines, Bill gets back to basics. |
Hair CareThat's the worst tasting fruit juice EVER! |
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the UnicornExcellent! Everything is going according to plan! No one suspects I'm an evil genius! Bwahahahaha! |
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PaternityJim's blood pressure rose... the baby had his best friend's eyes. |
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