
Welcome to the gift shop for the The Anthropomorphic Male. Why not commemorate your visit to TAM with some merchandise. Everything's better when commemorated. Graduate lately? Why not pick up a tee-shirt? Going to prison for the first time? Don't forget a mousepad. This is fine Anthropomorphic merchandise. Merchandise that's almost human...only without feelings and free will.


$22.99


$17.99


$19.99
Leash Your Child Sleeveless$18.99
Leash Your Child Organic Cotton Tee$23.99
Leash Your Child Value T-shirt$9.99


$19.99
Leash Your Child Women's T$18.99
Leash Your Child Women's Tank Top$18.99

$18.99
Leash Your Child Fitted T$19.99
Mr. GnomerTote$13.99
All Work Mousepad$11.99
Large Surprise! Mug$12.99
Surprise! Mug$11.99