Retarded Animal Babies : Birthday Cards!

What better thing to receive on your birthday than a finely crafted card? or better yet, sexual favors from a stranger? This site only offers these cards, but what fine cards they are, my friend! You won't regret frittering your money on these here cards. You will receive up to six grins with every box, and possibly punches to the face/groin as well!

Donkey Birthday Cards (box of 6) $18.99	Drunky Cat Birthday Cards (box of 6) $18.99	Hamster 'n Pals Birthday Cards (box of 6) $18.99
Effing Effer Birthday Cards (box of 6) $18.99