It's brain-stop shopping for the best retarded shwag around! You've seen it on Newgrounds.com, and now you can proudly display your affection for these loveable, huggable, killable characters.
Dave's Shirts From the guy who made "Retarded Animal Babies" comes this collection of cantankerously comedic cornucopia of clothing & crapola. Where'd all this alliteration come from?
The Donkey! Ham Salad is for lunch! E is for pants! And the Donkey loves you!
The Cat! He are lysdexic! He has magic eggplants in his bum-bum! Cat loves you!
The Hamster! He's squeaky & burps real good! He's either the smartest one, or the dumbest. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?
The Puppy! An enigma of anger and dumbness, the Puppy loves the bitches.
The Bunny Sure, he dies all the time. But everyone dies. Death is a part of life. Especially his.
Satan! The recurring character that everyone hates to love!
Hedronism Got lots of weird old gaming dice you wish you could somehow use? Check out the fun new prototype game poster!
