» The Donkey!
» The Cat!
» The Hamster!
» The Puppy!
» The Bunny
» Satan!
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» Birthday Cards!

It's brain-stop shopping for the best retarded shwag around! You've seen it on Newgrounds.com, and now you can proudly display your affection for these loveable, huggable, killable characters.

The Donkey!

The Donkey!
Ham Salad is for lunch! E is for pants! And the Donkey loves you!

The Cat!

The Cat!
He are lysdexic! He has magic eggplants in his bum-bum! Cat loves you!

The Hamster!

The Hamster!
He's squeaky & burps real good! He's either the smartest one, or the dumbest. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?

The Puppy!

The Puppy!
An enigma of anger and dumbness, the Puppy loves the bitches.

The Bunny

The Bunny
Sure, he dies all the time. But everyone dies. Death is a part of life. Especially his.

Satan!

Satan!
The recurring character that everyone hates to love!

Hedronism

Hedronism
Got lots of weird old gaming dice you wish you could somehow use? Check out the fun new prototype game poster!

RPS-101

RPS-101
RPS-101 poster, booklet, and more!

RPS-25

RPS-25
The 25-Gesture Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Birthday Cards!

Birthday Cards!
Delight/revolt your friends with these jolly birthday tidings. (Boxes of 6)
Metasonix Fucking Fucker Shirt - Black
Metasonix Fucking Fucker Shirt - Black
$21.99
Metasonix Fucking Fucker Shirt
Metasonix Fucking Fucker Shirt
$18.99
Ultimate RAB Poster
Ultimate RAB Poster
$21.99
 Ultimate RAB Black T-Shirt
Ultimate RAB Black T-Shirt
$23.99
 Black RAB T-Shirt (clean)
Black RAB T-Shirt (clean)
$23.99
FUCK World Tour 2005 Jersey
FUCK World Tour 2005 Jersey
$24.99
Women's RAB Raglan Hoodie
Women's RAB Raglan Hoodie
$31.99
RAB Hooded Sweatshirt
RAB Hooded Sweatshirt
$39.99
Dog RAB T-Shirt
Dog RAB T-Shirt
$19.99
Women's Pink Hamster T-Shirt
Women's Pink Hamster T-Shirt
$17.99
Retarded Animal Babies DELUXE CD-ROM
Retarded Animal Babies DELUXE CD-ROM (Data CD)
$14.99
Retarded Animal Babies CD-ROM
Retarded Animal Babies CD-ROM (Data CD)
$9.99
RAB CD cover Jersey
RAB CD cover Jersey
$24.99
RAB retired CD ("Rush") Jersey
RAB retired CD ("Rush") Jersey
$24.99
Donkey "i'm stupid with" Ash Grey TShirt
Donkey "i'm stupid with" Ash Grey TShirt
$20.99
E is for PANTS jersey!
E is for PANTS jersey!
$21.99
Animal Babies Jr. Raglan
Animal Babies Jr. Raglan
$21.99
RAB "All I Got" White T-Shirt
RAB "All I Got" White T-Shirt
$18.99
The Satan Channel Sticker (3x5)
The Satan Channel Sticker (3x5)
$4.99
Animal Babies Mousepad (white)
Animal Babies Mousepad (white)
$14.99
Animal Babies T-shirt (white)
Animal Babies T-shirt (white)
$19.99
Dancing Animals Mug
Dancing Animals Mug
$12.99
Retarded Bumper Sticker
Retarded Bumper Sticker
$4.99
Messenger Bag (no retarded logo)
Messenger Bag (no retarded logo)
$21.99


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