Welcome to Angry Writer, where you can find apparel and gifts for the frustrated novelists, grumpy poets, grouchy screenwriters and other angry writers in your life. Is a friend or family member battling writer's block or an uncooperative muse? Order her a present and pretend to sympathize!

Angry Writer now features a growing series of designs for voracious readers as well. After all, where would writers be without their readers?

I Ship It: Heathcliff/Cathy	I Ship It: Darcy/Elizabeth	I Ship It: Jane/Rochester
I Would Always Rather be Happy than Dignified	Dangerously Close	The Heathcliff to my Catherine
Looking for Mr. Darcy	Write What You Love	Killed You Off By Now
Dark and Stormy Night	I LIke Big Books	Oh, this is SO going in my next novel.
I Collect Rejection Letters	Writer (Typewriter Key)	Writer Seeks Muse
Never Wrong a Writer	Writer Costume	I'm Killing You Off
Beware the Plot Bunny	I'm Plotting Against You (It's What I Do)	That Character isn't Based on You
Have a Nice Day (Violent Death)	I'm a Famous Writer	Who Writes This Crap?
All Mused Out	Nobody Likes a Grumpy Muse	My Friends are Imaginary
My Friends are Fictional	It's Not Writer's Block (Muse on Vacation)	Have You Hugged Your Muse Today?
I'm My Muse's Secretary	Just Wait Until I'm Published.	Writer
Angry Writer	Write Here. Write Now.	Don't Read This -- It's Only a Rough Draft
Don't Mind Me (Researching Novel)	Don't Mind Me (Researching Screenplay)	Buy My Book
I Read Banned Books	The Voices Won't Let Me Stop Writing	Can't Stop Writing
Bad Muse! Bad!	My Muse Makes Me Write Bad Things	I Love My Muse
My Muse Can Beat Up Your Muse	My Muse Can Beat Up Your Agent	My Muse Can Beat Up Your Editor
My Muse Likes Ice Cream	My Muse is a Mean, Mean Muse	My Muse is a Very Bad Man
My Muse is a Very Bad Girl	Fuck Off -- I'm Writing	Get Bent -- I'm Writing
Get Lost -- I'm Writing