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» A Good Book and a Cozy Nook
» A Cup of Tea
» No Enjoyment Like Reading
» Fictional Friends 2
» Write drunk; edit sober.
» Too Fond of Books
» I Ship It: Heathcliff/Cathy
» I Ship It: Darcy/Elizabeth
» I Ship It: Jane/Rochester
» I Would Always Rather be Happy than Dignified
» Dangerously Close
» The Heathcliff to my Catherine
» Looking for Mr. Darcy
» Write What You Love
» Killed You Off By Now
» Dark and Stormy Night
» I LIke Big Books
» Oh, this is SO going in my next novel.
» I Collect Rejection Letters
» Writer (Typewriter Key)
» Writer Seeks Muse
» Never Wrong a Writer
» Writer Costume
» I'm Killing You Off
» Beware the Plot Bunny
» I'm Plotting Against You (It's What I Do)
» That Character isn't Based on You
» Have a Nice Day (Violent Death)
» I'm a Famous Writer
» Who Writes This Crap?
» All Mused Out
» Nobody Likes a Grumpy Muse
» My Friends are Imaginary
» My Friends are Fictional
» It's Not Writer's Block (Muse on Vacation)
» Have You Hugged Your Muse Today?
» I'm My Muse's Secretary
» Just Wait Until I'm Published.
» Writer
» Angry Writer
» Write Here. Write Now.
» Don't Read This -- It's Only a Rough Draft
» Don't Mind Me (Researching Novel)
» Don't Mind Me (Researching Screenplay)
» Buy My Book
» I Read Banned Books
» The Voices Won't Let Me Stop Writing
» Can't Stop Writing
» Bad Muse! Bad!
» My Muse Makes Me Write Bad Things
» I Love My Muse
» My Muse Can Beat Up Your Muse
» My Muse Can Beat Up Your Agent
» My Muse Can Beat Up Your Editor
» My Muse Likes Ice Cream
» My Muse is a Mean, Mean Muse
» My Muse is a Very Bad Man
» My Muse is a Very Bad Girl
» Fuck Off -- I'm Writing
» Get Bent -- I'm Writing
» Get Lost -- I'm Writing



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Welcome to Angry Writer, where you can find apparel and gifts for the frustrated novelists, grumpy poets, grouchy screenwriters and other angry writers in your life. Is a friend or family member battling writer's block or an uncooperative muse? Order her a present and pretend to sympathize!

Angry Writer now features a growing series of designs for voracious readers as well. After all, where would writers be without their readers?

A Good Book and a Cozy Nook

A Cup of Tea

No Enjoyment Like Reading

Fictional Friends 2

Write drunk; edit sober.

Too Fond of Books

I Ship It: Heathcliff/Cathy

I Ship It: Darcy/Elizabeth

I Ship It: Jane/Rochester

I Would Always Rather be Happy than Dignified

Dangerously Close

The Heathcliff to my Catherine

Looking for Mr. Darcy

Write What You Love

Killed You Off By Now

Dark and Stormy Night

I LIke Big Books

Oh, this is SO going in my next novel.

I Collect Rejection Letters

Writer (Typewriter Key)

Writer Seeks Muse

Never Wrong a Writer

Writer Costume

I'm Killing You Off

Beware the Plot Bunny

I'm Plotting Against You (It's What I Do)

That Character isn't Based on You

Have a Nice Day (Violent Death)

I'm a Famous Writer

Who Writes This Crap?

All Mused Out

Nobody Likes a Grumpy Muse

My Friends are Imaginary

My Friends are Fictional

It's Not Writer's Block (Muse on Vacation)

Have You Hugged Your Muse Today?

I'm My Muse's Secretary

Just Wait Until I'm Published.

Writer

Angry Writer

Write Here. Write Now.

Don't Read This -- It's Only a Rough Draft

Don't Mind Me (Researching Novel)

Don't Mind Me (Researching Screenplay)

Buy My Book

I Read Banned Books

The Voices Won't Let Me Stop Writing

Can't Stop Writing

Bad Muse! Bad!

My Muse Makes Me Write Bad Things

I Love My Muse

My Muse Can Beat Up Your Muse

My Muse Can Beat Up Your Agent

My Muse Can Beat Up Your Editor

My Muse Likes Ice Cream

My Muse is a Mean, Mean Muse

My Muse is a Very Bad Man

My Muse is a Very Bad Girl

Fuck Off -- I'm Writing

Get Bent -- I'm Writing

Get Lost -- I'm Writing




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