| Season's Greetings
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Sadly, Santa Missed Christmas
...Googled Naughty |
Our First Christmas (2007)
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Why John and Nancy Divorced
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| Got Balls
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And THAT'S Why Santa
Doesn't LOVE You |
Chappy Chanukah!
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Merry Freakin' Christmas!
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| Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
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Merry Freakin' Ho Ho!
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Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!
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Merry Freakin' Xmas!
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| Merry Fuckin' Xmas!
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Ding Fries Are Done!
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Don't Bob for Fries in Hot Fat
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Hey! This Sucks!
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| Dad Was Right...She IS Dead Inside!
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Happy Holidays Jackass!
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Season's Greetings!
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Partake of My Christmas Balls
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| Your Proctologist Called
He Found Your Head! |
Too Cute to Work
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Peace Love Coffee
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Mom-to-Be 2008
(and all other family members) |
| It's a Girl!
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It's a Boy!
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Warning: New Dad
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Warning: New Mom
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| Newbie Dad
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Newbie Mom
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New Dad
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New Mom
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| Pampas Grass and Sky
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Pampas Grass with Burned Edge
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Don't TASE Me, Bro!
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Cramps Suck
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| Leave Me Alone I Have Cramps
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I Hate Cramps
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List of most recent updates [08/19/07]:
| Doofus
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Dork
|
System Overload
|
Just Because I'm Pregnant Doesn't
Mean You Can Touch Me |
| Pregnancy is not an Invitation
to Violate My Personal Space |
Shudduhfukup
|
Quit Beanabitch
|
Beanabitch
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| Whore
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Slut
|
Slamhog
|
Ho
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| Bitch
|
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08/01/07 Updates:
___ To-Be 2008
Knocked Up
Mom Rules
Kind of a Big Deal
Sedated
Not Okay
I'm A Warrior [Green]
I'm A Warrior [Yellow]
I Don't Do Recreational Drugs
You're Just Jealous
Who Hurt You Baby?
Puttin' the FUN in dysfunctional
Kosher
Not Kosher
Hang Up & Drive
No. You're Ugly. (no image)
List of most recent updates [07/05/07]:
| I'm Not Stubborn, MY Way Is Just Better
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Badonkalicious
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Too Bad Ignorance Isn't Painful (text only)
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No no NO! SHE Eats
for Two! |
| Final Touch Building Services - Custom
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Newlywed
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Bride (shiny gold text)
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Sexy Bride
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| Free Paris
|
Mom Rules
|
Cancer Sucks
|
Broadzilla
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| Series Finale Opinions
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Skull Trash Can
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Car Smoke Skull
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Memory Full
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| Argh!
|
Arrrgh.
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Skull Red Banner
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Purple Skull Heart
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| Dancing Skeleton
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Geometric Skull Circle
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Abstract Skull Wheel
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Skeleton on Clothesline
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| Skull Earth
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Skull & Crossbones Red Circle
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Skulls on Yellow Bar
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Skull & Swords on Off-White Banner
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| Menacing Skull Red Banner
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Keep Mum Chum antique War Poster
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Keep it to Yourself Buddy
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Air Raid War Poster
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06/05/07 Updates:
| My Carbon Footprint is Smaller than Your Carbon Footprint
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Pirate Baby
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Soon-to-Be Dad
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All Father's Day items!!!
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| Don't Bob for Fries in Hot Fat!
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Kick Ass Dad
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Vintage Dad
(with crackled text) |
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