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Dingo Snack Sometimes you just get tired of all the proper, cutesie, typical baby stuff. That's when your snarky side comes in and that's when you need US and our Dingo Snack products! |
Baby Daddy To Be Announce the happy news of a baby on the way, to him AND to the world, with a "Baby Daddy To Be" product! (And don't forget a "Baby Mama To Be" product to go with it!) |
Baby Mama To Be Have fun with your pregnancy! Announce the happy news of a baby on the way with a Baby Mama To Be product! And don't forget a Baby Daddy To Be product to go with it! |
MILF Have fun with your pregnancy! Just because you're a mom doesn't mean you can't still be sexy. Own your hotness with a MILF product! Great gift idea for her! |
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I Put Out Have fun with your pregnancy! It's not like they don't know you do it, right? What with the growing bump & all. So have fun with it...put it Out There and get giggles with an "I Put Out" product! |
Knocked Up Why be delicate about the condition when so few people are mindful of YOUR feelings with all the questions and touching and whatnot? Proudly wear your status with a Knocked Up product! |
To-Be 2009 Announce the happy news of an upcoming birth in a unique way with a to-Be 2009 product. Great gift idea for a baby shower! Products for all members of the family (mom, dad, great grandma, etc.) |
I Heart My ____ Show the love for your family members with an I Heart My product (daddy, mommy, grandma, uncle, etc.). We're happy to personalize! Email custom@shopangst.com. |
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It's a Girl! Congratulations! Spread the great news of the birth of a new baby with an "It's a Girl!" product. We have signs for your yard, great big buttons, announcement cards and more! |
It's a Boy! Congratulations! Spread the great news of the birth of a new baby with an "It's a Boy!" product. We have signs for your yard, great big buttons, announcement cards and more! |
We're Pregnant! Congratulations! There is no better news and no better way to announce it than on a "We’re Pregnant!" yard sign, surprise ornament, etc. Just order it, display it, and be ready with tissues! |
DILF This is the MALE version of MILF. Dads are hot, too! Tell him so this Father's Day with a DILF product! |
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MYLF A slightly different take on the naughty MILF term. MYLF is for all the beautiful moms (and TO-BEs) out there! |
Soon-to-Be Dad Announce the happy news of a baby on the way in unique way with a Soon-to-Be Dad product. Great baby shower or Father's Day gift idea! |
No no NO! SHE Eats for Two! No, No, No! SHE Eats for Two! is a joke regarding the many men who develop (sometimes LONG before the pregnancy) "sympathy" tummies of their own! |
Mom Rules Simply stated, in most cases, there is no greater truth: Mom Rules. Whether you take that to mean she's the best, or...she runs the whole show? Doesn't matter! Mom Rules is what counts! |
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Bump (and Arrow) Proudly point out a growing pregnant tummy with an arrow pointing downward and arched "Bump” text. Also a funny gift for men. Uses the popular color combination of light blue and brown. |
Bun + Oven Times have changed and pregnancy, while still revered, is now okay to have fun with and joke around about. Do so with a "Bun + Oven" product! |
Pirate Baby Yar! Warn the other babies to steer clear, because YOUR precious little one is a PIRATE BABY! Complete with carriage, flag, baby sword, and skull & crossbones! |
I'm Not A Girl People are so accustomed to assumptions that they not only make mistakes, but don't even realize how wrong it is to do so. Remind them of their wayside manners with an I'm Not a Girl product. |
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I'm Not A Boy People are so accustomed to assumptions that they not only make mistakes, but don't even realize how wrong it is to do so. Remind them of their wayside manners with an I'm Not a Boy product. |
Bald Chicks Rule Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE! |
Big Brother Every older brother feels a protective instinct toward his younger sibling(s). The Big Brother products will proudly announce their status, whether new or decades into the job! |
Big Sister Every older sister feels a protective instinct toward her younger sibling. The Big Sister products will proudly announce their status, whether new or decades into the job! |
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Daddy's Little Girl Whether she admits it or not, EVERY girl secretly cherishes being Daddy's Little Girl and we want that feeling to last forever. |
Princess Whether she's 2, 12, or your favorite puppy dog, Princess KNOWS she's a princess and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Give her permission to be who she is with a Princess product. |
Spoiled Whether it's for a precious child, puppy, girlfriend, wife, lover, or pet rock, everyone who's spoiled loves to flaunt it. Let everyone feel the love with a Spoiled product. |
Too Cute to Work You know deep down you believe that you're "Too Cute to Work" so why not admit to the world? Honesty just makes things easier. Especially when you're on your way to bigger and better things! |
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Bald Chicks Rock Cancer, Alopecia, Spears relative, or by choice. Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE! |
Male Symbol This design features a blue male symbol. Who needs words when you have the perfect symbols to say it? And hey...it worked for Prince! |
Female Symbol This design features a pink female symbol. Who needs words when you have the perfect symbols to say it? And hey...it worked for Prince! |
Warning: New Dad Why not have a little fun with your new status? A "Warning: New Dad" product doesn't have to be an insult. It can merely be a reference to a lack of sleep and baby spitup on your shoulder. |
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Warning: New Mom Why not have a little fun with your new status? A "Warning: New Mom" product doesn't have to be a dig, either. It can merely be a reference to a lack of sleep and baby spitup on your shoulder. |
Newbie Dad There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a Newbie Dad product, great gift idea! |
Newbie Mom Nobody expects you to be perfect the first (or fifth!) time around. A manual isn't delivered with the baby, so we fumble and learn as we go. Revel in the newness of ALL of it with a Newbie Mom product |
New Dad There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a New Dad product, great gift idea! |
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New Mom There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a New Mom product, great gift idea! |
Pregnancy - Personal Space Do people touch your pregnant tummy all the time? Without permission? Put an END to such rude behavior with a "Pregnancy is not an Invitation to Violate My Personal Space" product. |
Just Because I'm Pregnant... Tired of people assuming that your pregnant tummy is public property? Declare that way of thinking antiquated and NOT COOL with a "Just Because I'm Pregnant Doesn't Mean You Can Touch Me" product! |
Items for the New Parents (Mother's Day and Father's Day gifts! Or...bundle of joy already arrived? Check out this section for lots of products for the new parents!) |
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Nope. Just Fat Use humor for all the nosy nellies...tell 'em you're just fat. Maybe that will stop them from touching you and asking the same inane questions day after day after day. |
About My Pregnancy Fill-In Form You can either fill in the pregnancy info with a marker OR leave the items blank, letting people know that just because they can SEE your growing tummy, doesn't mean it's ANY of their business. |
Please Don't Touch the Merchandise Just one more way to say: Please don't touch my pregnant tummy! (or...anything that people shouldn't be touching!) with a "Please Don't Touch the Merchandise!" product. |
Don't Know? Don't Touch! Are you a pregnant woman, tired of strangers (or ANYONE) thinking it's okay to touch your growing bump? Let 'em know that it's so NOT cool with a "Don't Know? Don't Touch!" product. |
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Touch My Tummy I Get to Stab You Many expectant mothers get tired of people touching their pregnant tummy. Use humor to fight the weariness with a "If you touch my Tummy, I get to stab something on YOU!" product. |
Touch My Belly I Get to Stab You Pregnant women get tired of strangers (or even friends and loved ones) touching their tummy. Use humor to fight the weariness with an "If You Touch my Belly, I Get to Stab Something on YOU" product. |
If You Touch Me I Stab You Most pregnant women don't appreciate being touched without permission. Tell people your stance on personal space invasion with an "If you touch ME, I get to stab something on you!" product. |
Mom-to-Be Announce the happy news of a new baby in a unique way with a Mom-to-Be product. Great baby shower gift idea! |
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Girls Have Cooties It's what the boys THINK is the universal truth the rest of us learned in childhood: Girls Have Cooties! |
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Baby's First Chanukah 2007 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2007" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own home (or chanukah bush) to decorate! |
Baby's First Christmas 2007 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2007" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate! |
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Baby's First Christmas 2008 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2008" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate! |
Baby's First Chanukah 2008 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2008" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own home (or chanukah bush) to decorate! |
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