American Angst : Funny Holiday Products : Anti-Valentine's Day : Stalker Humor

We believe a dark sense of humor is the best kind. Clearly we don't endorse actual stalking...just stalking HUMOR. Unless you have a REALLY good reason. Or money. Or they're really hot. Whichever.

Stalker "Stalker" products. A dark sense of humor is the best kind. Clearly we don't endorse actual stalking...just stalking HUMOR. Unless you have a REALLY good reason. Or they're really hot. Whichever.	Get Back In Your Cage! Wherever the cage may be, whatever it might represent, send 'em back where they belong with a "Get Back in Your Cage!" product. Just a little sarcastic (dominatrix!) humor for Valentine's Day!	Stalking You Is Going to be So Much Fun "Stalking You is Going to be So Much Fun!" tongue-in-cheek products. Clearly we don't endorse stalking...just stalking HUMOR. Unless you have a REALLY good reason. Or money. Or they're hot. Whichever.	I Can't Wait To Stalk You "I Can't Wait to Stalk You!" tongue-in-cheek products. Clearly we don't endorse stalking...just stalking HUMOR. Unless you have a REALLY good reason. Or money. Or they're hot. Whichever.
Hello My Name Is: Your Stalker "Hello My Name is..." tag with "Your Stalker" in the name field. Clearly we don't endorse stalking...just stalking HUMOR. Unless you have a REALLY good reason. Or money. Or they're hot. Whichever.