American Angst : Funny Holiday Products : Anti-Valentine's Day : Funny Candy Heart Sayings

Thumb your nose at the commercial tradition known as Valentine's Day. Show your true feelings this year with various snarky comments and symbols printed on a candy heart image!

Question Mark on a Candy Heart Confused over all the hype? Wonder why people become so crazed and silly each Valentine's Day? Show it with these products displaying a candy heart with a question mark!	Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart is a cute way of showing your feelings about this commercialized "holiday" known as Valentine's Day ...without actually being rude or foul.	Peace Symbol on a Candy Heart Display your mellow nature this Valentine's Day (or any day!) with products showing a candy heart with a peace symbol printed on it!	Dollar Symbol on a Candy Heart Let's be honest...we know what Valentine's Day is all about don't we? The Almighty Dollar! So wear your honesty with a product showing a dollar symbol ($) on a candy heart.
Candy Heart Stoopid Display your opposition with a snarky nod to the silliness of the Valentine's Day "holiday" with a product that has "Stoopid" printed on a candy heart.	Fuck Off Candy Heart Display your opposition with a snarky nod to the silliness of the Valentine's Day "holiday" with a product that has "Fuck Off" printed on a candy heart!	Biohazard Candy Heart Are you a human threat? Do you view candy hearts or the holiday they represent to be hazardous? Say so with subtlety with a Biohazard symbol on a Candy Heart product.	Candy Heart Recycle Display your opposition with a snarky nod to the silliness of the “holiday” (and promote recycling at the same time!) with a candy heart product showing the symbol for recycling!
Insert Quote Here Tired of the commercialism? The phoniness and sappiness? Display your opposition with a snarky nod to the silliness! Wear these candy hearts with the words "Insert Quote Here" on them!	Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Female" Symbols Too many products are hetero-centric. Bring the holiday into the here and now with a Gay Candy Heart product, which shows two female symbols together on a candy heart.	Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Male" Symbols Too many products are hetero-centric. Bring the holiday into the here and now with a Gay Candy Heart product, which shows two male symbols together on a candy heart.