American Angst : Funny Holiday Products : Funny Christmas & Holiday Products

Hilarious holiday products including apparel, Christmas cards, ornaments, and more for those who love a good laugh. We even have some rude & crude items for those who like to stand out!

Ding Fries Are Done! Support the goofy BK guy and the silly entries on americanangst.com with your own Ding Fries Are Done product!	Ho Frickin' Ho Spice things up with humor this Christmas! Funny lady in a santa hat, with one boob lower than the other, look utterly bored and apathetic about the holiday. Text next to her says "Ho. Frickin' Ho."	Shalom Bitches! Don't take yourself or the holiday season too seriously. Give a giggle and a snort with a cartoon Hasidic man leaning on a Star of David, and "Shalom Bitches!" in a Hebrew-style font.	Christmas Ho Sometimes holiday cheer doesn't come so easy. Beat the stress and monotony with a cute, tongue-in-cheek Christmas card or product with a Mrs. Claus skirt and the word "Ho" in a circle above the body.
Santa Missed Christmas The secret nobody admits: holidays are crazy and sometimes miserable. Lighten things up with humor with a “Sadly Santa Missed Christmas when he decided to move his files online and Googled Naughty.”	Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday! So many people are trying to remove all the meaning out of the holidays. Make a statement while having fun with it with "Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!" products.	Smiley Emoticon - Santa Hat In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols need updating. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute smiley face emoticon wearing a santa hat. Geeks like Christmas, too!	Frown Emoticon - Santa Hat Add some bah-humbug to your giddy-up with a frowny face emoticon wearing a santa hat product. In this technological age, our holiday symbols should be updated. Besides, Geeks like Christmas too!
Oh! Emoticon with Santa Hat In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute "Oh!" face emoticon wearing a santa hat. Geeks love Christmas too!	Kiss Emoticon - Mistletoe In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute kissing emoticon next to a piece of mistletoe.	Wink Emoticon - Mistletoe In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a winking emoticon with a piece of mistletoe above his head.	Frown Emoticon - Christmas Coal In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a frowning emoticon next to Santa's hand holding a piece of coal.
Merry Freakin' Christmas Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin' Christmas" product. We guarantee...they won't forget too soon!	Merry Fuckin' Christmas Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" product. We guarantee...they won't forget too soon!	Merry Freakin' Ho Ho! Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin Ho Ho!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!	Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho! Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!
Merry Freakin' Xmas Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin' Xmas!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!	Merry Fuckin' Xmas Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Xmas!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!	And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced Enough with the lovey-dovey crap. Go with humor. Picture of a man looking with disdain upon an ugly holiday gift. Text "And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced"	Got Balls? The commercialism and craziness of the holidays is so ridiculous, people need a shocker like "Got Balls?" products to bring them back to reality. Toned down a smidge with mittens holding ornaments.
And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You Don't you get tired of the commercialism, forced family time, and fake lovey-dovey crap? Stand apart from the masses and make 'em laugh with "And THAT'S Why Santa Doesn't Love You!" products.	Chappy Chanukah Have you ever wondered in what situation you'd ever find yourself where "whimsical" would apply? This holiday season just may be it! Have some tongue-in-cheek fun with a Chappy Chanukah! product.	Personalized Ornaments Collection of custom ornaments (purchase these or we can personalize further, including adding pictures, dates, names, etc. Ships with pretty red ribbon for easy tree hanging).	Baby's First Christmas 2008 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2008" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate!
Baby's First Chanukah 2008 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2008" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes to decorate!	Our First Chanukah 2008 Commemorate the special date with an "Our First Chanukah 2008" ornament to hang and admire each year, cards to announce happy news, etc.	Our First Christmas 2008 Celebrate your first Christmas as a married couple now and for years to come with an "Our First Christmas 2008" product. Shows cartoon image of a bride and groom, the year, and a candy cane (some).	Santa I Was FRAMED! We're all a little bad sometimes. Have fun with it this Christmas with a funny product showing Santa viewing his list and the text "No, No, NO, Santa...I was FRAMED!"
Season's Greetings Even WE need a break from offensive stuff. Great gift ideas for older folks who don't "get" the humor of us whippersnappers. Pretty stars on a black and white background with Season's Greetings text.	Santa Flakes Unique image to stand out this holiday season! White Santa stencil on a blue background with two types of snowflakes (one beveled, one knockout). Season's Greetings text in lighter blue to the side.	'Tis the Season Great image of a shiny red ornament on a black background, hanging from a pine branch and 'Tis the Season printed around it, some of it tilted to flow with the ornament's roundness.	Season's Greetings (Holly) Holly on an off-white, canvas background. Season's Greetings in tilted, deep red text to the side. Great gift idea or for use on holiday greeting / Christmas cards. We're happy to personalize, too!
O Joy! (Tangled Man in Christmas Lights) Do you feel frazzled by the time the holidays arrive? Wondering WHO exactly actually ENJOYS them? This picture speaks to that with a befuddled man tangled in Christmas lights and "O Joy" in red text.	Happy Holidays Gingerbread Man Some people have small children (or a different sense of humor) and need more generic items. A gingerbread man on a baking rack and "Happy Holidays" is the perfect gift idea for the less sarcastic.	Dear Santa, Fuck Off Sick and tired of Christmas? Santa? Commercialism in general? Perhaps this image of a red card and childlike handwriting that says "Dear Santa, Fuck Off..." is the perfect way to say it!	Our First Chanukah 2007 Commemorate the special date with an "Our First Chanukah 2007" ornament to hang and admire each year. Great bridal shower gift idea! Email shopangst@americanangst.com for further customization!
Baby's First Christmas 2007 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2007" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate!	Baby's First Chanukah 2007 Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2007" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own home (or chanukah bush) to decorate!	Our First Christmas 2007 Celebrate your first Christmas as a married couple now and for years to come with an "Our First Christmas 2007" product. Shows cartoon image of a bride and groom, the year, and a candy cane!	Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card (20 pk) $31.99
Why John and Nancy Divorced Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Hey! This SUCKS! Holiday Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Dead Inside Holiday Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You Cards (20) $31.99
Got Balls? Holiday Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Partake of My Christmas Balls Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Hope You Get Everything You Need Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Happy Holidays Jackass! Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99
Merry Freakin' Ho Ho! Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Merry Freakin' Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho! Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99
Merry Freakin' Xmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Merry Fuckin' Xmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Naughty or Nice Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Not So Nice Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99
Season's Greetings! Holiday Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Merry Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	And This is Why John and Nancy Divorced Cards (10) $22.99	Hey! This SUCKS! Holiday Greeting Cards (10) $22.99
Dead Inside Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You Cards (10) $22.99	Got Balls? Holiday Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Partake of My Christmas Balls (10) $22.99
Why John and Nancy divorced (and goat sex) Cards. $31.99	Happy Holidays (Jackass!) Holiday Cards (10) $22.99	Merry Freakin' Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Merry Freakin' Ho Ho! Holiday Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99
Merry Freakin' Xmas! Holiday Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Cards (10) $22.99	Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho! Holiday Cards (10) $22.99	Merry Fuckin Xmas Greeting Cards (10) $22.99
Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Greeting Cards (10) $22.99	Merry Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Merry Christmas Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Happy Holidays Greeting Cards (10) $22.99
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card (Pk of 10) $22.99	Hope You Get... Holiday Greeting Cards (10) $22.99	Season's Greetings Holiday Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Season's Greetings Holiday Cards (pk of 10) $22.99
Season's Greetings Holiday Greeting Cards (10) $22.99	Dear Santa, Fuck Off... Holiday Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Nice (strikethrough) Holiday Greeting Cards (10) $22.99	Nice vs. Naughty Holiday Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99
Ding Fries Are Done! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Ding Fries Are Done Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99	Ding Fries Are Done! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99	Ding Fries Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99
Don't Bob for Fries in Hot Fat Greeting Cards (Pac $22.99	Don't Bob for Fries [Hurts Bad] Greeting Cards (Pa $22.99	Don't Bob for Fries [R] Greeting Cards (Package of $22.99	Don't Fuck with Fries in Hot Fat Greeting Cards (P $22.99
Don't Fuck with Fries in Hot Fat Greeting Cards (P $31.99	Don't Fuck with Fries in Hot Fat Greeting Cards (P $22.99	Don't Fuck with Fries in Hot Fat Greeting Cards (P $22.99	Ding Fries Are Done Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.99
Ding Fries Are Done Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $22.99