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» Funny Holiday Products
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      » Ding Fries Are Done!
      » Ho Frickin' Ho
      » Shalom Bitches!
      » Christmas Ho
      » Santa Missed Christmas
      » Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!
      » Smiley Emoticon - Santa Hat
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      » Frown Emoticon - Christmas Coal
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      » Merry Freakin' Ho Ho!
      » Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!
      » Merry Freakin' Xmas
      » Merry Fuckin' Xmas
      » And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced
      » Got Balls?
      » And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You
      » Chappy Chanukah
      » Personalized Ornaments
      » Baby's First Christmas 2008
      » Baby's First Chanukah 2008
      » Our First Chanukah 2008
      » Our First Christmas 2008
      » Santa I Was FRAMED!
      » Season's Greetings
      » Santa Flakes
      » 'Tis the Season
      » Season's Greetings (Holly)
      » O Joy! (Tangled Man in Christmas Lights)
      » Happy Holidays Gingerbread Man
      » Dear Santa, Fuck Off
      » Our First Chanukah 2007
      » Baby's First Christmas 2007
      » Baby's First Chanukah 2007
      » Our First Christmas 2007
   » Valentine's Day
      » You Heart Me
      » Funny Candy Heart Sayings
         » Question Mark Candy Heart
         » Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart
         » Peace Symbol Candy Heart
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Female" Symbols
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Male" Symbols
         » Stoopid Candy Heart
         » Fuck Off Candy Heart
         » Dollar Sign on a Candy Heart
         » Biohazard Candy Heart
         » Recycle Candy Heart
         » Insert Quote Here
      » I Heart My _____
         » I Heart My Wife
         » I Heart My Husband
         » I Heart My Mommy
         » I Heart My Daddy
         » I Heart My Daughter
         » I Heart My Son
         » I Heart My Sister
         » I Heart My Brother
         » I Heart My Aunt
         » I Heart My Uncle
         » I Heart My Cousin
         » I Heart My Grandma
         » I Heart My Grandpa
         » I Heart My Great Grandma
         » I Heart My Great Grandpa
   » Anti-Valentine's Day
      » Funny Candy Heart Sayings
         » Question Mark on a Candy Heart
         » Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart
         » Peace Symbol on a Candy Heart
         » Dollar Symbol on a Candy Heart
         » Candy Heart Stoopid
         » Fuck Off Candy Heart
         » Biohazard Candy Heart
         » Candy Heart Recycle
         » Insert Quote Here
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Female" Symbols
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Male" Symbols
      » Fuck Valentines Day
      » Fuck Valentine's Day
      » Fuck Cupid
      » Love Sucks
      » Cupid Can Kiss My Ass
      » Cause I'm Dead Inside
      » You Can't Afford Me
      » Screw Love
      » Just Shut Up & Do Me
      » Just Do Me
      » Missing: Sensitivity Chip
      » Missing Sensitivity Chip_NP
      » Not Yours
      » Be Someone Else's
      » Stalker Humor
         » Stalker
         » Get Back In Your Cage!
         » Stalking You Is Going to be So Much Fun
         » I Can't Wait To Stalk You
         » Hello My Name Is: Your Stalker
      » No. You're Ugly.
      » How Can I Miss You..Go Away
   » St. Patrick's Day
      » Kiss Me I'm Irish Mexican!
   » Mother's Day
      » Mom Rules
      » World's Greatest
         » World's Greatest Aunt
         » World's Greatest Cousin
         » World's Greatest Daughter
         » World's Greatest Daughter-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Friend
         » World's Greatest Girlfriend
         » World's Greatest Grandma
         » World's Greatest Great Grandma
         » World's Greatest Mom
         » World's Greatest Mother-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Nana
         » World's Greatest Sister
         » World's Greatest Sister-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Stepmom
         » World's Greatest Wife
      » I Heart My Mommy
      » I Heart My Grandma
      » I Heart My Sister
      » I Heart My Aunt
   » Father's Day
      » DILF
      » Because I Said So!
      » Soon-to-Be Dad
      » No, No, No! SHE Eats for Two!
      » World's Greatest Dad
      » World's Greatest Stepdad
      » World's Greatest Grandpa
      » Vintage Dad
      » I Grill Therefore I Am
      » Cause I Said So
      » Cause I'm the Dad that's Why
      » Want Me to Turn this Car Around?
      » Dad You'll Never Know...
      » I Heart My Daddy
      » I Heart My Grandpa
      » I Heart My Brother
      » I Heart My Uncle
      » Kick Ass Dad
      » Vintage Dad - Crackled
      » Gee Dad Swell
      » Hello My Name is World's Greatest Dad
      » World's Best Dad
      » Dad Heart
» Art / Photo
   » Pampas Grass and Sky
   » Pampas Grass Photo Burned Edge
» Custom Products for You!
   » Custom Holiday Designs
   » Gracie's New BFF
   » Agile Team 2008
   » Customized Calendars
   » Final Touch Building Services
   » O'Brien Orthopedics
   » Custom - My [Sister] Vicky is a Survivor
   » Custom - I Support Vicky
   » Custom - Rick's Place
   » Nate's Customized Products
» Funny Adult Humor
   » Homophobia = Gay
   » Bitch
   » Ho
   » slamhog
   » slut
   » whore
   » Beanabitch
   » Quit Beanabitch
   » Shudduhfukup
   » Fuck
   » F*ck
   » F*ck Off
   » Fuck Off - Faded
   » Fuck Off - Backward
   » Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
   » Fuck You You Fucking Fuck_98
» Military & 9/11 Support
   » War Posters
      » Keep Mum Chum War Poster
      » Keep it to Yourself Buddy
      » Air Raid War Poster
   » Support Our Troops
      » Dog Tags - Support Our Troops
         » Support Troops Dog Tags
      » Support Our Troops (w/Yellow Ribbon)
      » I Support My Dad
      » I Support My Daddy
      » I Support My Mom
      » I Support My Mommy
      » I Support My Son
      » I Support My Daughter
      » I Support My Husband
      » I Support My Wife
      » I Support My Brother
      » I Support My Sister
      » I Support My Aunt
      » I Support My Uncle
      » I Support My Grandfather
      » I Support My Grandmother
      » I Support My Grandson
      » I Support My Granddaughter
      » I Support My Nephew
      » I Support My Niece
      » I Support My Cousin
      » I Support My Fiance
      » I Support My Boyfriend
      » I Support My Girlfriend
   » WTC Skyline Sketch
   » 9/11 Remember
   » 9/11 Liberty
   » 9/11 We Will Never Forget
   » WTC Never Forget
» Relationship Humor
   » No. You're Ugly
   » Love Sucks
   » Not Yours...
   » Cause I'm Dead Inside
   » You Can't Afford Me
   » Screw Love
   » How Can I Miss You...
   » Just Shut Up & Do Me
   » Just Do Me
   » Missing Sensitivity Chip
   » Missing: Sensitivity Chip..Call
   » Be Someone Else's
   » Stalker Humor
      » Stalker
      » Get Back in Your Cage
      » Stalking You...So Much Fun
      » Hello My Name Is...Your Stalker
      » I Can't Wait to Stalk You
» Sports
   » Get Back In Your Cage
   » Hockey Chick
» Wedding
   » Wedding Bouquet
   » Broadzilla
   » Newlywed
   » Bride (Shiny Gold Text)
   » Sexy Bride
   » Bride to Be


 
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Hilarious holiday products including apparel, Christmas cards, ornaments, and more for those who love a good laugh. We even have some rude & crude items for those who like to stand out!



Ding Fries Are Done!

Ding Fries Are Done!
Support the goofy BK guy and the silly entries on americanangst.com with your own Ding Fries Are Done product!

Ho Frickin' Ho

Ho Frickin' Ho
Spice things up with humor this Christmas! Funny lady in a Santa hat, with one boob lower than the other, look utterly bored and apathetic about the holiday. Text next to her says "Ho. Frickin' Ho."

Shalom Bitches!

Shalom Bitches!
Don't take yourself or the holiday season too seriously. Give a giggle and a snort with a cartoon Hasidic man leaning on a Star of David, and "Shalom Bitches!" in a Hebrew-style font.

Christmas Ho

Christmas Ho
Sometimes holiday cheer doesn't come so easy. Beat the stress and monotony with a cute, tongue-in-cheek Christmas card or product with a Mrs. Claus skirt and the word "Ho" in a circle above the body.

Santa Missed Christmas

Santa Missed Christmas
The secret nobody admits: holidays are crazy and sometimes miserable. Lighten things up with humor with a “Sadly Santa Missed Christmas when he decided to move his files online and Googled Naughty.”

Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!

Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!
So many people are trying to remove all the meaning out of the holidays. Make a statement while having fun with it with "Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!" products.

Smiley Emoticon - Santa Hat

Smiley Emoticon - Santa Hat
In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols need updating. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute smiley face emoticon wearing a santa hat. Geeks like Christmas, too!

Frown Emoticon - Santa Hat

Frown Emoticon - Santa Hat
Add some bah-humbug to your giddy-up with a frowny face emoticon wearing a santa hat product. In this technological age, our holiday symbols should be updated. Besides, Geeks like Christmas too!

Oh! Emoticon with Santa Hat

Oh! Emoticon with Santa Hat
In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute "Oh!" face emoticon wearing a santa hat. Geeks love Christmas too!

Kiss Emoticon - Mistletoe

Kiss Emoticon - Mistletoe
In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a cute kissing emoticon next to a piece of mistletoe.

Wink Emoticon - Mistletoe

Wink Emoticon - Mistletoe
In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a winking emoticon with a piece of mistletoe above his head.

Frown Emoticon - Christmas Coal

Frown Emoticon - Christmas Coal
In this technological age, perhaps our holiday symbols should be updated. Show your up-to-date sense of All That is Cool with a frowning emoticon next to Santa's hand holding a piece of coal.

Merry Freakin' Christmas

Merry Freakin' Christmas
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin' Christmas" product. We guarantee...they won't forget too soon!

Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" product. We guarantee...they won't forget too soon!

Merry Freakin' Ho Ho!

Merry Freakin' Ho Ho!
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin Ho Ho!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!

Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!

Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!

Merry Freakin' Xmas

Merry Freakin' Xmas
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Freakin' Xmas!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!

Merry Fuckin' Xmas

Merry Fuckin' Xmas
Why be humdrum and normal? Why be a SHEEP? Stand out and be a little shocking with a "Merry Fuckin' Xmas!" product. We guarantee...they won't soon forget!

And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced

And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced
Enough with the lovey-dovey crap. Go with humor. Picture of a man looking with disdain upon an ugly holiday gift. Text "And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced"

Got Balls?

Got Balls?
The commercialism and craziness of the holidays is so ridiculous, people need a shocker like "Got Balls?" products to bring them back to reality. Toned down a smidge with mittens holding ornaments.

And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You

And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You
Don't you get tired of the commercialism, forced family time, and fake lovey-dovey crap? Stand apart from the masses and make 'em laugh with "And THAT'S Why Santa Doesn't Love You!" products.

Chappy Chanukah

Chappy Chanukah
Have you ever wondered in what situation you'd ever find yourself where "whimsical" would apply? This holiday season just may be it! Have some tongue-in-cheek fun with a Chappy Chanukah! product.

Personalized Ornaments

Personalized Ornaments
Collection of custom ornaments (purchase these or we can personalize further, including adding pictures, dates, names, etc. Ships with pretty red ribbon for easy tree hanging).

Baby's First Christmas 2008

Baby's First Christmas 2008
Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2008" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate!

Baby's First Chanukah 2008

Baby's First Chanukah 2008
Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2008" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes to decorate!

Our First Chanukah 2008

Our First Chanukah 2008
Commemorate the special date with an "Our First Chanukah 2008" ornament to hang and admire each year, cards to announce happy news, etc.

Our First Christmas 2008

Our First Christmas 2008
Celebrate your first Christmas as a married couple now and for years to come with an "Our First Christmas 2008" product. Shows cartoon image of a bride and groom, the year, and a candy cane (some).

Santa I Was FRAMED!

Santa I Was FRAMED!
We're all a little bad sometimes. Have fun with it this Christmas with a funny product showing Santa viewing his list and the text "No, No, NO, Santa...I was FRAMED!"

Season's Greetings

Season's Greetings
Even WE need a break from offensive stuff. Great gift ideas for older folks who don't "get" the humor of us whippersnappers. Pretty stars on a black and white background with Season's Greetings text.

Santa Flakes

Santa Flakes
Unique image to stand out this holiday season! White Santa stencil on a blue background with two types of snowflakes (one beveled, one knockout). Season's Greetings text in lighter blue to the side.

'Tis the Season

'Tis the Season
Great image of a shiny red ornament on a black background, hanging from a pine branch and 'Tis the Season printed around it, some of it tilted to flow with the ornament's roundness.

Season's Greetings (Holly)

Season's Greetings (Holly)
Holly on an off-white, canvas background. Season's Greetings in tilted, deep red text to the side. Great gift idea or for use on holiday greeting / Christmas cards. We're happy to personalize, too!

O Joy! (Tangled Man in Christmas Lights)

O Joy! (Tangled Man in Christmas Lights)
Do you feel frazzled by the time the holidays arrive? Wondering WHO exactly actually ENJOYS them? This picture speaks to that with a befuddled man tangled in Christmas lights and "O Joy" in red text.

Happy Holidays Gingerbread Man

Happy Holidays Gingerbread Man
Some people have small children (or a different sense of humor) and need more generic items. A gingerbread man on a baking rack and "Happy Holidays" is the perfect gift idea for the less sarcastic.

Dear Santa, Fuck Off

Dear Santa, Fuck Off
Sick and tired of Christmas? Santa? Commercialism in general? Perhaps this image of a red card and childlike handwriting that says "Dear Santa, Fuck Off..." is the perfect way to say it!

Our First Chanukah 2007

Our First Chanukah 2007
Commemorate the special date with an "Our First Chanukah 2007" ornament to hang and admire each year. Great bridal shower gift idea! Email shopangst@americanangst.com for further customization!

Baby's First Christmas 2007

Baby's First Christmas 2007
Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Christmas 2007" ornament or other product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own homes or trees to decorate!

Baby's First Chanukah 2007

Baby's First Chanukah 2007
Commemorate the holiday with a "Baby's First Chanukah 2007" product. A wonderful reminder each year that can be passed on when they have their own home (or chanukah bush) to decorate!

Our First Christmas 2007

Our First Christmas 2007
Celebrate your first Christmas as a married couple now and for years to come with an "Our First Christmas 2007" product. Shows cartoon image of a bride and groom, the year, and a candy cane!
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