Check out all of our health-related products, including the original "F" Cancer products. We believe support, love, and a sassy sense of humor can do wonders when dealing with scary illnesses. We know from personal experience how hard it can be. Good luck, take care, and love them through it.
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Thanks to Obsidian Dawn for her awesome PS Brushes!
Cancer Sucks There's no happy spin to put on it... "Cancer Sucks" but at least you can fight it with humor. Laughter truly is the best medicine (among the free ones)! Best of luck. |
I Support My _____ Click any of the images below to view all "I Support My ___" products (including Mother, Sister, Friend, Aunt, Grandmother, Sister-in-Law, etc.) w/the Cancer Awareness ribbon. |
Fuck Cancer Show your support with a "Fuck Cancer" product. Never mind politically correct - this is life and death, honey. Fight with sass & humor! |
F*ck Cancer Show your support and passion for yourself or a loved one with a "F*ck Cancer" product. Screw sugar & spice, fight the illness with humor and good old piss n' vinegar! |
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Bald Chicks Rock Cancer, Alopecia, Spears relative, or by choice. Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE! |
Bald Chicks Rule Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE! |
MY Oncologist Can Beat Up YOUR Oncologist Show up to your next doctor's appointment and give them a laugh by wearing a "MY Oncologist Can Beat Up YOUR Oncologist!" product! |
Cancer Sucks There's no happy spin to put on it... "Cancer Sucks" but at least you can fight it with humor. Laughter truly is the best medicine (among the free ones)! Good luck. |
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One more MRI...Stick to the Fridge Ever wonder just what all those MRIs can do to a person? Convinced you'll soon become a human magnet? Make the nurses giggle with a One More MRI and I'll Stick to the Fridge! product. |
My Sister Jackie My sister Jackie is a survivor. I support my sister. Custom products for client. Email shopangst@americanangst.com for customization. |
I Kill Tumors Never let 'em see ya cry! Fight your illness with strength and a sense of humor! They say laughter is the best medicine and "I Kill Tumors!" products are great prescriptions in the face of difficulty. |
Cancer Bites Don't take it sitting down, fight this illness with a sense of humor with a "Cancer Bites" product (featuring a boot with teeth as the "C"). 10% of all profits donated to cancer research. |
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I Have Cancer It Does Not Have Me Studies have shown that attitude plays a large part in recovery. Whether that's true or not, it can't hurt to fight with gusto. Do so with an I Have Cancer... It Does Not Have Me product. |
Cancer: Control, Accept... Cancer with a word for each letter. Control, Accept, Never give up, Confidence, Evolve, Renew. Support the cause...help find a cure. Pink ribbon background. |
Ask Me About Courage Instead of messages that say Ask Me About __ (insert products they're selling), wear a product that says "Ask Me About Courage", an abundance of which it takes to fight cancer and other illnesses. |
it IS a tumor From a movie where a kindergarten teacher got a headache and the children kept insisting that it was a tumor and the actor shouts "It's Naaht a TOOMUH!" well...sometimes it IS, in fact, a tumor. |
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Cancer - Lousy T-Shirt Beating cancer is EXCELLENT news! But sometimes it can all feel too heavy and we need to lighten the mood. Use a sense of humor with "I Beat Cancer and all I got was this Lousy T-Shirt!" products. |
Say No to Cancer Next to family and friends (and a little thing called science), humor and strength are the best prescriptions when fighting an illness. Keep them about you with a "Say No to Cancer!" product. |
Cancer Poem Fight cancer with strength and a sense of humor with an inspirational poem: It's not just a rumor, I've really got a tumor, Gotta use my sense of humor, so I'm not a gloom-and-doomer! |
I Have Cancer Not Cooties It's sad that some people treat you differently once they know of your illness. Lighten the situation a bit with "I have cancer...not cooties" products (we donate 10% of all sales to cancer research). |
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Smile...Remission There is no better news than to hear a friend or loved one is cancer-free. Announce your healthy status with "Smile if you're in remission" products and celebrate with the smiles you'll get in return! |
Team Scrubs for Jugs Team Scrubs for Jugs consists of several custom items requested by a group of people taking part in a cancer walk. |
My Sister Vicky This is a custom section for a customer whose sister is celebrating her 5th year cancer-free! Congratulations, Vicky! |
If I Were A Dog I'd Have Been Put to Sleep Sometimes you get tired of talking about how you feel or how sick you are (and pity is the WORST). Lighten things up with an If I Were A Dog, I'd Have Been Put To Sleep By Now! Cancer Sucks! product. |
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Cancer Free Congratulations! Announce the good news in a unique way with one of our high quality products that shout to the world that you're Cancer Free! |
Cancer Survivor You've fought long and hard and you should be proud! Show it with a Cancer Survivor Product! |
Any More Radiation and I'll Glow in the Dark Help the fight against cancer with a product that shows what most of us have felt after all the medication, chemicals, tests, etc. That with "Any more radiation, I'll glow in the dark!" |
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Any More Chemo I'll Glow in the Dark Help the fight against cancer with a bit of humor on a product that shows what many have felt after all the medication, chemicals, tests, etc.: that with "Any more chemo and I'll glow in the dark!" |
Cancer Isn't Contagious It's sad that people treat you differently once they know of your illness. Let them know how wrong they are with a "Cancer isn't Contagious" product! |
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I Fought Cancer...and Won Congratulations! Announce the great news with a "I Fought Cancer...And Won!" product. 10% of ALL profits donated to cancer research. |
Cancer Isn't Contagious..Laughter Is It's sad that people treat you differently once they know of your illness. Let them know how wrong they are with a "Cancer isn't Contagious, but laughter is" product! |
Cancer Not Who I Am Tell the world a simple truth: that there is so much more to you than your illness with "Cancer: It's What I Have...Not Who I Am" products. |
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Chemo It's What's For Dinner Fighting cancer can be nauseating hell. But a sense of humor is sometimes the only medicine you can handle. Employ it with a "Chemo: it's what's for dinner" product (with radioactive symbol). |