Amazed Creations : Words and Phrases

Names, phrases, and word designs for a variety of special occasions. Each design is available on about 90 different products, click on an image to see them all.

Atheism - A Non-Prophet Organization A pun for the religious, and the atheists, and perhaps the agnostics as well...	Holy Fork Holy Crap, it's a Holy Fork!	Heavy Metal Saved My Life Fast, heavy, loud...perfect! Life's good.
Poker Hand Rankings For those poker players that need a little reminder of the hand ranking order...	No Shirt, No Shoes, No Gas! Frustrated by current gas prices? Can you still afford a shirt?	Redneck White Trash Blue Collar Show your American pride for the Red White and Blue.
Give Pizza Chance All we are saying is.... Make Pizza, not War!	Jesus Loves Me...and my Tattoos Got Tattoos, got Jesus?	Beer, it's cheaper than gas! Drink more, Drive less...
Country & Western For those that think there's only two types of music...	Warning, I don't understand blonde jokes Sooo, two blondes walk in to a bar...	The Boss Do you have to prove that you're the head of the household?
Been There, Done That For Mr. know-it-all.	Don't ask me... I just work here For those that get too many unanswerable questions at the office...	Vegetarian Great shirts for your hunting buddies...
Warning, I have no idea what I'm doing Know some clueless, idiotic, or forgetful people?	Bite Me	West Coast
Hakuna Matata It means no worries for the rest of your days...	Think Outside The Box Got some brilliant ideas?	I will bite you
L'il Devil Everybody knows at least one little devil that needs a new shirt...	College Dropout You're not alone...	Baby I'm Bored Almost like Baby On Board, but not quite...
Cougar For cat lovers, and those older women at the bar...	Guilty Until Proven Innocent	No Worries No problems...
Will you go out with me?	Hottie That's hot!	Just Married Let your friends and family know you just eloped...
Flirt I saw you batting your eyelashes at me...	The Evil Twin There's usually one, sometimes they take turns...	The Black Sheep
Go Green, Stop at Red	I Hate Clowns They are kinda freaky at times...	Do I amuse you? What do you mean I'm funny?
Good Lookin' Out	Mirror Mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all? You may need a mirror to read this design...	Stop Bitching Bitch, moan, complain, repeat....
Overworked, Underpaid You know who you are, all stay at home mother's included...	Bitch There is a dog shirt available, however there's also a wide variety of shirts for the real bitch in your life...	Stop Whining No whiners allowed...
Idiot You instantly thought of someone to get this for didn't you...	Penguin	Dark Side Of The Moo For farmers that are Pink Floyd fans....
Hot Dog Hot dogs! Git your hot dogs here...	Property of Shawshank For fans of prison movies...	I escaped Fox River Penitentiary For fans of the television show Prison Break...
Run Wentworth Run Are you a fan of the television show Prison Break and it's star Wentworth Miller?	Geek Didn't geek used to mean the same as nerd?	Oh Snap!
WARNING, I ask stupid questions What's the main cause of stupid answers?	Beware the Ides of March	Shazbot
For Sale Everything has a price...	Must...find...beer	Oh Bother What bears say instead of swearing...
Oh Snap!	Idiot	Class Clown
Canadian Made With British Parts My English wife asked for this one for our Canadian born children....	Yes We Can Words to live by, as spoken by the 44th US President, Barack Obama	I Can See Russia From My House Voted one of the top sayings of 2008
What?	You Should See What I Saw For all those woodworkers...	Drumroll Please
But Wait, There's More	Was it something I said For those times when you know you're in trouble, but not exactly sure why...	Seriously? Are you sure you want me to...
Are You Talking To Me? Like Deniro said...	Swinger My playground or yours?	How you Doin'? No, how you doin'?
Canada Oh, Canada, my home and native land....	Live to Ride Ride to Live...	Gearhead So you like working on cars and bikes...
E=Einstein	Left Handed Scissors	Butterfly That's papillon in French, mariposa in Spanish...
Adorable Who put the Dora in adorable?	Staff Need Staff shirts?	Follow Your Heart
Zeitgeist	Yuck	Holy Shirt Holy shirt. Almost swearing, but not quite, but if you say it fast enough...
Oink The Year of the Pig	S&M	Free Hugs Spread the love...
Tequila please Ever have problems ordering a drink in a loud bar?	Dos Cerveza Por Favor Two beer please. The only shirt you'll need on vacation to spanish speaking countries.	Beer Please Beer please, now you never have to yell at your bartender...
Mullet	Respect Just like Aretha said..	Respect II
Hell Yeah	Sober Broke and Horny Not recommended for first dates, or trips to meet the parents of your partner.	Sex Sells They say Sex Sells, I wonder if Sex Sells shirts will sell?
Frequent Flyer of the Mile High Club	I'm with Stupid Isn't the arrow supposed to be...	Floyd Hey, is that a pink FLOYD shirt?
Bajan	Truthiness And the Word of the Year for 2006 is...	Colbert Could it be President Stephen Colbert in 2008?
You can't handle the Truthiness What do you get when you cross Jack Nickolson and Stephen Colbert?	Amazing Grace cross I think it'd be okay to wear this t-shirt to church	Add Me
Pimp Me	Whore Me