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Ah, we love the return of the warm weather. Barbecues, ball games, and unfettered T-shirts as far as the eye can see. Now you can doff that dowdy sweater and display your favorite shirt designs to all and sundry! As luck would have it, you have come to the very store that can fulfill all your t-shirt-related dreams (unless you're looking for puppies and rainbows). We have hundreds of funny, unique, and very wearable designs on display and ready to be slapped on your chest.

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Posters and Prints

Posters and Prints
Now, our unique and original prints and posters all in one place!

Bumper Sticker Section

Bumper Sticker Section
Bumper stickers - a fascinating form of communication limited to a short phrase of two lines at most, meant to be read from 20-40 meters at freeway speeds.

Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
It's called "the Right" for a reason.

LDS Stuff

LDS Stuff
Check out our new sporty design shirts and black cap!

Random Errata

Random Errata
A collection of random thoughts that became designs. A (perhaps frightening) glimpse into my psyche.

Hiking and Backpacking Section

Hiking and Backpacking Section
Look fabulous on the trail with these original shirts, or give a unique gift to a backpacker you know!

Samurai Jesus

Samurai Jesus
He's back, and he's mad!

Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity
Greatest bar in the galaxy...

Straight Pride!

Straight Pride!
Take pride in your tendancy toward the opposite sex.

Monday Shirt

Monday Shirt
Have a little trouble getting started Monday Morning?

Who Wants to Beat A Millionaire?

Who Wants to Beat A Millionaire?
Have Wall Street shenanigans driven you to extremes?

Viva Mexico

Viva Mexico
Come for the sun, stay for the flu!

Mind of a Child

Mind of a Child
Where would you keep it?

Meat Is Murder?

Meat Is Murder?
It is...and, oh, so yummy...

Settle The Nerves

Settle The Nerves
Cranky? Frazzled? Try Heroin!

Breathalyzer

Breathalyzer
Do your part to end drunk driving...

Gay Marriage

Gay Marriage
Supported if both chicks are hot!

M16 Is My Weapon

M16 Is My Weapon
When you're feeling religious about your weaponry

Sniper

Sniper
For those long range fans

Meat Popsicle

Meat Popsicle
Are you classified as Human?

Get To Know Someone

Get To Know Someone
For those who like to carve out common ground between disparate groups.

I Care

I Care
Not!

Missed You

Missed You
For that special friend...

Name That Phrase

Name That Phrase
Cue Jeopardy music...

Excrement

Excrement
The message: just shut up.

333 Evil

333 Evil
Kind of an Evil Lite...

One Eyed Monster

One Eyed Monster
Delusions of grandeur, or supreme confidence?

What's up

What's up
Have a ready answer.

Army of Xenu

Army of Xenu
Xenu wants you!

Santa Claus

Santa Claus
He knows when you've been sleeping...

AC-130 Spooky

AC-130 Spooky
New design, very cool.

Area 51

Area 51
Airbase? What airbase?

Claymore

Claymore
Know which way it goes

I (heart) Explosives

I (heart) Explosives
Have a blast wearing this design!

Peace

Peace
Peace Through Superior Firepower

Slow Painful Torture

Slow Painful Torture
Torture gets things done

Baghdad Hunt Club

Baghdad Hunt Club
Know a soldier or Marine back from (or going to) Iraq? Give them some classy gear to wear during slack time.

Dark Figure

Dark Figure
For you graphic novel fans out there

Romans Go Home

Romans Go Home
Conjugate the verb "to go"...

He Chose Poorly

He Chose Poorly
An understatement.

Laughter

Laughter
One of our most popular designs, worn by people that "ain't quite right."

Born Again

Born Again
For those who don't have to keep trying

Ethically Challenged

Ethically Challenged
It's Politically Correct!

Geek World

Geek World
Know a geek, a nerd, or even a spazz?

Ocean State Section

Ocean State Section
This section pays homage to the unsung heroes of the Greatest Little State in the Union.

Jesus Saves

Jesus Saves
Jesus has his choice of storage media.

Zombies

Zombies
Zombies can ruin your whole day.

Drugs

Drugs
The voices...what about the voices?

Inmate

Inmate
Sound the siren, another one's gone over the wall.

Reasons

Reasons
Reasons? We don't need any stinking reasons!

Get Out Of Jail

Get Out Of Jail
Your very own Get Out Of Jail Free shirt!

Longbottom

Longbottom
The finest smoking leaf in the SouthFarthing.

Bring Out Your Dead

Bring Out Your Dead
Don't be such a baby!

Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse

Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse
Open wide and hold on!

Sulaco

Sulaco
The Colonial Marines' transport/planetary assault ship.

Soylent Green

Soylent Green
Remember: It's people!

What Floats?

What Floats?
An exercise in logical progression.

Tyrell

Tyrell
Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into Heaven for...

Weyland Yutani

Weyland Yutani
Pack for LV-426...

Crappy Town Hero

Crappy Town Hero
The man they call Jayne...

Main Force Patrol

Main Force Patrol
Love the Mad Max movies?

Ask me about...

Ask me about...
Feel free to ask me about anything.

Gruntled Employee

Gruntled Employee
Show the world you love your job

Paranoid

Paranoid
Put in a little couch time lately?

White People

White People
You may know them as "caucasian".

Evil Thoughts

Evil Thoughts
New concept: Mood clothing

Clan Combat

Clan Combat
Every action has consequences...

Evil Plan

Evil Plan
C'mon - who's the evil genius?

Fire

Fire
Words of wisdom.

Dark Side

Dark Side
What if Darth Vader and the Sith had some kind of motto?



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