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Welcome Earthlings!
Alien Matters is a CafePress custom t-shirt and apparel store front dedicated to wacky Sci-Fi graphics, bumper stickers, T-shirts, election humor and much more... Included in our emerging array of new designs, are funny political designs centered around the past elections mixed with a bit of geeky humor.

If you have a funny idea for a political bumper sticker with a Sci-Fi theme let us know and we may put it on the site!. Contact us at alienmatters@gmail.com.

Hi... For those who visit the site frequently I want to tell you about a new partner site with fineartamerica.com. There I will be selling photography and hand drawn pencil prints. Please check out the site if you are in the market for black and white prints or interesting architectural and nature shots. Fine Art America site...


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No Freedom

Keep Calm and Call for Artillery

Call for Artillery

Ninja Time

Property of Starfleet Academy

Property of Starfleet Academy
Property of Starfleet Academy

UFP - Protect This House

UFP - Protect This House
Protect This Quadrant with an awesome new look. The Alpha quadrant is our home...

Trekkie Kid Training

Trekkie Kid Training
Get the kids Started on a life long love of Star Trek early!

Republicans for Cloning!

Vader 2012 Campaign

Vader 2012 Campaign
At least you know what they are going to do in office....

Keep Calm and Live Long

Keep Calm and Live Long
Buck Up Geeks... Keep Calm and Live Long

Keep Calm and Klingon

Keep Calm and Klingon
Buck Up Geeks... Keep Calm and Klingon

Fat Rocket Productions

Fat Rocket Productions
My favorite new company

Vader is my Co-Pilot

Camping Pro: LVL VI

Camping Pro: LVL VI
DO you love Camping? How about picking off your MWF3 buddies in the comfort of your own sleeping bag? Well this shirt is for your.

Property of Starfleet - 2161

Property of Starfleet - 2161
Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...

Camper Radar Pro

Camper Radar Pro
Do you hate Campers? Sure, we all do. Well then this design is for the discriminating MWF3 camper hunter.

Old School Trekkie Aged

Old School Trekkie Aged
Old School Trekkie - Aged Design

Starfleet Ath-Dept

Starfleet Ath-Dept
A new Starfleet Academy Athletic Department Shirt

Starfleet Academy Kayak Club

Starfleet Academy Kayak Club
Starfleet Academy has a new Cadet Club. Be the first to sport a booster T-shirt or mug.

Starfleet Kayak Club

Old School Trekkie Original

Old School Trekkie Original
I Was A Trekkie, When Trekkies Weren't Cool...

Property of Starfleet Academy

Property of Starfleet Academy
Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...

Major League Zombie

Major League Zombie
Wear the shirt that tells every other Zombie that you chomp brains in the Major Leagues.

Your Physics Department Sucks Bosons!

Keep Calm & Fight Socialism

Keep Calm & Fight Socialism
Keep a level head, a stiff upper lip and fight Socialism. Sure its great for a while, but in the end you run out of other people's money. Keep Calm and Fight Socialism.

Spock You Out!

Spock You Out!
Momma Said Spock You Out! pretty simple right?

Xeno Language Institute

Xeno Language Institute
We speak Klingon so you don't have to...

Starfleet Academy -  Booster

Starfleet Academy - Booster
Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...

Hench-4-Life

Hench-4-Life
When Henching is your life say it with pride. Hench-4-Life Gear! RIP Number 24

Hench 4 Life Bumper

Hench 4 Life Bumper
Do you live just to be a Henchman and carry out your evil scientist boss' plans? Then you need the bumper sticker that says it all.

Major League Voter - Step Up

Major League Voter - Step Up
Step up your game and vote in November. Vote like a pro with this T-Shirt...

Protect the Code...

Gravity Yield Sign

Gravity Yield Sign
It wants to bring me down...

Zax Dragon Training

Republicans for Cloning! 2

Republicans for Cloning! 2
Republicans for Cloning! 2012

Sheldon's Gravity Joke

Sheldon's Gravity Joke
Oh Gravity, thou are a heartless bitch...

Man Ho Yield Sign

Man Ho Yield Sign
You can say no to being a Man Ho! But who would want to am I right? What could be the downside?

Fish and Chips - Band

Fish and Chips - Band
The Band, The Myth, The (soon to be) Legend. Get your shirt before they hit the tour...

Who Would VADER Choke?

Who Would VADER Choke?
Do you have that guy in the office you wished Vader would come interogate? Sure we all do. Now ask the question out loud.

Peanut

Mother Flippin' Warning Sign

Mother Flippin' Warning Sign
Mother Flippin' Warning Sign

4 Hymn Tour Shirt

4 Hymn Tour Shirt
4 Hymn Tour Shirt

Digital Highway Road Sign

Zombie Jim for President

Zombie Jim for President
What do we want? Brains!
When do we want them? Brains!

Property of 4 Hymn

Property of 4 Hymn
Get the best Christan Rock band's hottest new Shirt!...

STARFLEET Cadet Athletics

STARFLEET Cadet Athletics
Get the STARFLEET Athletics booster Shirt Sweeping the Galaxy...

Apathy Kills, Don't Care.

Apathy Kills, Don't Care.
Apathy Kills, But I Don't Care...

Ghana Trip - 2010

Ghana Trip - 2010
Good Luck and God Speed on your trip to Ghana everyone.

Of Course They're Fraking Republicans!

Of Course They're Fraking Republicans!
Ok, let's be honest they're both card carrying members of the GOP... Vader in 2012!

Rebel Alliance Traitor - GF

Rebel Alliance Traitor - GF
Have you ever wanted to sell out your Girlfriend to the Empire? Perhaps just get them arrested by storm troopers? Dis she screw up one too many Star Wars references? Well this shirt is just what you n

Rebel Alliance Traitor - BF

Rebel Alliance Traitor - BF
Have you ever wanted to sell out your Boyfriend to the Empire? Perhaps just get them arrested by storm troopers? Well this shirt is just what you need to earn those extra credits...

Joint Staff Action Officer

Joint Staff Action Officer
Action Officers... We get @$#^ done! Unless we have to do it with a JSAP...

Geek, A Definition

Geek, A Definition
geek: a creature usu. consumed by gadgets, Sci-Fi and video games; likely builds their own computers with blue LEDs; quotes STAR WARS movies and is usu. addicted to STAR TREK; manages at least two web

Overlord - Its a living...

Business Time Weekly Schedule

Business Time Weekly Schedule
Everyone wants to know when its business time.

Fanboys Scanner

Fanboys Scanner
A geeky shirt inspired by our favorite fanboys.

New Zealand Map

New Zealand Map
New Zealand, Better than Old Zealand...

got sudo?

got sudo?
got sudo? I do, you should to...

Geek, A Definition on Whilte

Geek, A Definition on Whilte
geek: a creature usu. consumed by gadgets, Sci-Fi and video games; likely builds their own computers with blue LEDs; quotes STAR WARS movies and is usu. addicted to STAR TREK; manages at least two web

Earthling Research Division - est. 1947

Earthling Research Division - est. 1947
I love doing organizational logos. This is a a great design for our benevolent OVERLORD's unit. Still Probin' Since 1947...

4 Hymn Band

4 Hymn Band
4 Hymn Band

Yellow Alien Crossing Sign

It's Business Time!!!

It's Business Time!!!
The Weekly Schedule...

Monday: Is when I cook
Tuesday: Is when we visit your mother
Wednesday: !! It’s Business Time !!
Thursday: Is your after work sports club practice
Friday: We watch TV til

Free Iran! Support the Protesters

Free Iran! Support the Protesters
Support Freedom in Iran! Show your support

Sugar Lumps Baby!

Sugar Lumps Baby!
Yield to my Sugar Lumps Baby!

Mother Flippin' Yield Sign

Mother Flippin' Yield Sign
I'm the Mother Flippin'

Remember the Code

Remember the Code
Remember when you were a kid and this was all you had to know...

Does the Air Force Exist?

Are Hope and Change Tax Deductable?

Are Hope and Change Tax Deductable?
Are Hope and Change Tax Deductible Now?

Republicans for Cloning! 1

Republicans for Cloning! 1
Republicans for Cloning! 2012

Bullfrog and the Tadpoles Tour

Bullfrog and the Tadpoles Tour
Get the Shirt from the best Navy SEAL Led Band...

DIGITAL ARMOR - The

Australian Mermaids White

Australian Mermaids White
Australian Mermaids Are the Worst!

Go Team Liz!

Go Team Liz!
Get the best Team Liz 2009 Apparel on the Planet at AlienMatters!

Pentagon Joke

Pentagon Joke
Ever wanted to get out of here? We know what you feel...

Australian Mermaids are the Worst!

Australian Mermaids are the Worst!
Australian Mermaids are the Worst!

Sledgehammer - Trust Me

Sledgehammer - Trust Me
Trust Me - This is the best DCFL T-shirt ever...

We Are Here...

Bikini Bottom Bad Biker Boys

Bikini Bottom Bad Biker Boys
SpongeBob SquarePants Bikini Bottom Biker Helmet T-shirt

?? Please! Chinese Joke

?? Please! Chinese Joke
A joke in Mandarin if you please

Who Would Vader Choke?

Who Would Vader Choke?
Have you ever asked yourself, "Who would Vader Choke?" in this situation..

DIGITAL ARMOR - The

Ladies Man - Under Construction

Ladies Man - Under Construction
A little HTML to make you laugh. It actually works, if you have the underconstruction.gif image...

Alien Crossing Sign - XING

Alien Crossing Sign - XING
Do you need this sign on your street? If you live in NV. maybe you do....

Alien Matter Bumper Sticker

Congressional Math in the Bailout

Congressional Math in the Bailout
Let's do math the congressional way. They only eat PORK!!!

Drill Team Practice Shirt

Drill Team Practice Shirt
Norwich University Drill Team - 1937

Drill Team - 1937

Drill Team Athletics

Save the Humans!

Save the Humans!
Ever wonder why our Alien Overlords keep us around? Maybe its because we go great with tartar sauce?

Does the CIA Exist?

Does the FBI Exist?

Does the DIA Exist?

I believe in UFOs...

Alien Matters

Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$22.99
Large Mug
Large Mug
$11.99
Drill-Team-37 T-Shirt
Drill-Team-37 T-Shirt
$17.99
Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Stainless Steel Travel Mug
$21.49
Overlord Dark T-Shirt
Overlord Dark T-Shirt
$23.49


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