Welcome Earthlings!
Alien Matters is a new CafePress store front dedicated to wacky Sci-Fi graphics, bumper stickers, T-shirts, election humor and much more... Included in our emerging array of new designs, are funny political designs centered around the up coming elections and mixed with a bit of geeky humor. Check out our new 2012 Vader - Palpatine Campaign shirts or our new Zombie Jim for prez designs.

If you have a funny idea for a political bumper sticker with a Sci-Fi theme let us know and we may put it on the site!. Contact us at alienmatters@gmail.com.

Hi... For those who visit the site frequently, you may have noticed a few FOTC inspried shirts. Yes I'm a big fan so anything to that advances the cause of the dynamic NZ duo I'm all for. Now I just have to figure out what their cause is...
Note: Please also visit our sister site sci-fi_gear where you can find your favorite Alien Matters T-shirts with different color options. (especially in the ringer sections!)

Note: AlienMatters.com is a division of ModernHeraldry.com and thus all rights are reserved by the MHC LLC .

Zax Dragon Training	Keep Calm and Live Long Buck Up Geeks... Keep Calm and Live Long	Keep Calm and Klingon Buck Up Geeks... Keep Calm and Klingon	Fat Rocket Productions My favorite new company	Vader is my Co-Pilot
Camping Pro: LVL VI DO you love Camping? How about picking off your MWF3 buddies in the comfort of your own sleeping bag? Well this shirt is for your.	Property of Starfleet - 2161 Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...	Camper Radar Pro Do you hate Campers? Sure, we all do. Well then this design is for the discriminating MWF3 camper hunter.	Old School Trekkie Aged Old School Trekkie - Aged Design	Starfleet Ath-Dept A new Starfleet Academy Athletic Department Shirt
Starfleet Academy Kayak Club Starfleet Academy has a new Cadet Club. Be the first to sport a booster T-shirt or mug.	Starfleet Kayak Club	Old School Trekkie Original I Was A Trekkie, When Trekkies Weren't Cool...	Property of Starfleet Academy Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...	Major League Zombie Wear the shirt that tells every other Zombie that you chomp brains in the Major Leagues.
Your Physics Department Sucks Bosons!	Spock You Out! Momma Said Spock You Out! pretty simple right?	Xeno Language Institute We speak Klingon so you don't have to...	Starfleet Academy - Booster Get the college Alumni Booster Apparel from the Academy you wish you attended...	Hench-4-Life When Henching is your life say it with pride. Hench-4-Life Gear! RIP Number 24
Hench 4 Life Bumper Do you live just to be a Henchman and carry out your evil scientist boss' plans? Then you need the bumper sticker that says it all.	Major League Voter - Step Up Step up your game and vote in November. Vote like a pro with this T-Shirt...	Protect the Code...	Vader 2012 Campaign At least you know what they are going to do in office....	Gravity Yield Sign It wants to bring me down...
Republicans for Cloning! 2	Sheldon's Gravity Joke Oh Gravity, thou are a heartless bitch...	Man Ho Yield Sign You can say no to being a Man Ho! But who would want to am I right? What could be the downside?	Fish and Chips - Band The Band, The Myth, The (soon to be) Legend. Get your shirt before they hit the tour...	Who Would VADER Choke? Do you have that guy in the office you wished Vader would come interogate? Sure we all do. Now ask the question out loud.
Peanut	Mother Flippin' Warning Sign Mother Flippin' Warning Sign	4 Hymn Tour Shirt 4 Hymn Tour Shirt	Digital Highway Road Sign	Zombie Jim for President What do we want? Brains! When do we want them? Brains!
Property of 4 Hymn Get the best Christan Rock band's hottest new Shirt!...	STARFLEET Cadet Athletics Get the STARFLEET Athletics booster Shirt Sweeping the Galaxy...	Apathy Kills, Don't Care. Apathy Kills, But I Don't Care...	Ghana Trip - 2010 Good Luck and God Speed on your trip to Ghana everyone.	Of Course They're Fraking Republicans! Ok, let's be honest they're both card carrying members of the GOP... Vader in 2012!
Rebel Alliance Traitor - GF Have you ever wanted to sell out your Girlfriend to the Empire? Perhaps just get them arrested by storm troopers? Dis she screw up one too many Star Wars references? Well this shirt is just what you n	Rebel Alliance Traitor - BF Have you ever wanted to sell out your Boyfriend to the Empire? Perhaps just get them arrested by storm troopers? Well this shirt is just what you need to earn those extra credits...	Joint Staff Action Officer Action Officers... We get @$#^ done! Unless we have to do it with a JSAP...	Geek, A Definition geek: a creature usu. consumed by gadgets, Sci-Fi and video games; likely builds their own computers with blue LEDs; quotes STAR WARS movies and is usu. addicted to STAR TREK; manages at least two web	Overlord - Its a living...
Business Time Weekly Schedule Everyone wants to know when its business time.	Fanboys Scanner A geeky shirt inspired by our favorite fanboys.	New Zealand Map New Zealand, Better than Old Zealand...	got sudo? got sudo? I do, you should to...	Geek, A Definition on Whilte geek: a creature usu. consumed by gadgets, Sci-Fi and video games; likely builds their own computers with blue LEDs; quotes STAR WARS movies and is usu. addicted to STAR TREK; manages at least two web
Earthling Research Division - est. 1947 I love doing organizational logos. This is a a great design for our benevolent OVERLORD's unit. Still Probin' Since 1947...	4 Hymn Band 4 Hymn Band	Yellow Alien Crossing Sign	It's Business Time!!! The Weekly Schedule... Monday: Is when I cook Tuesday: Is when we visit your mother Wednesday: !! It’s Business Time !! Thursday: Is your after work sports club practice Friday: We watch TV til	Free Iran! Support the Protesters Support Freedom in Iran! Show your support
Sugar Lumps Baby! Yield to my Sugar Lumps Baby!	Mother Flippin' Yield Sign I'm the Mother Flippin'	Remember the Code Remember when you were a kid and this was all you had to know...	Does the Air Force Exist?	Are Hope and Change Tax Deductable? Is Hope Tax Deductible?
Republicans for Cloning! 1 Republicans for Cloning! 2012	Bullfrog and the Tadpoles Tour Get the Shirt from the best Navy SEAL Led Band...	DIGITAL ARMOR - The "1s" and "0s" will save you!	Republicans for Cloning!	Australian Mermaids White Australian Mermaids Are the Worst!
Go Team Liz! Get the best Team Liz 2009 Apparel on the Planet at AlienMatters!	Pentagon Joke Ever wanted to get out of here? We know what you feel...	Australian Mermaids are the Worst! Australian Mermaids are the Worst!	Sledgehammer - Trust Me Trust Me - This is the best DCFL T-shirt ever...	We Are Here...
Bikini Bottom Bad Biker Boys SpongeBob SquarePants Bikini Bottom Biker Helmet T-shirt	?? Please! Chinese Joke A joke in Mandarin if you please	Who Would Vader Choke? Have you ever asked yourself, "Who would Vader Choke?" in this situation..	DIGITAL ARMOR - The "1s" and "0s" will save you!	Ladies Man - Under Construction A little HTML to make you laugh. It actually works, if you have the underconstruction.gif image...
Alien Crossing Sign - XING Do you need this sign on your street? If you live in NV. maybe you do....	Alien Matter Bumper Sticker	Congressional Math in the Bailout Let's do math the congressional way. They only eat PORK!!!	Drill Team Practice Shirt Norwich University Drill Team - 1937	Drill Team - 1937
Drill Team Athletics	Save the Humans! Ever wonder why our Alien Overlords keep us around? Maybe its because we go great with tartar sauce?	Does the CIA Exist?	Does the FBI Exist?	Does the DIA Exist?
I believe in UFOs...	Alien Matters	Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark) $22.99	Large Mug $11.99	Light T-Shirt $17.99
Ceramic Travel Mug $21.49	Overlord Dark T-Shirt $23.49