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A sense of humor is essential in this life, especially if you've been abducted by aliens! This is my therapy. :-) And it's a great way to make light of a heavy subject for all those alien abductees, MILAB victims and even the happy contactees who love their star friends. Enjoy! Bonnie Jean Mitchell

Screen Memory Such cute little fuzzy creatures with... glowing yellow eyes?	Merkabah Time Step right up folks, it's your very own Merkabah lightbody ready for activation.
Cow Abduction Cow Mutilation...sadly, it's all about the cheese.	Roger Reptilian Those reptilian aliens take pride in their flashy, sharp fangs...but along come the cavity creeps and tooth decay.
Dancing Aliens Orions doing the Egyptian two-step.	Chupacabra Poor Farmer George...he can't stand those dang chupacabras.
UFO Joyride Dude, check out the new paint job! The aliens take their new UFO out for a ride.