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"You touch my JUNK, I'm gonna have you ARRESTED" - with a twist!

John Tyner's reaction to a TSA pat-down has gone viral, but here's a twist, especially for yacht-owners, or anyone else who likes their meanings double.

(If you prefer a single meaning, products with the message alone are in the Wero Shop, and products for babies with another meaning again in the Intactivism Shop.)

"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Button $4.75	"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Button (10 pack) $20.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Button $3.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Magnet $4.75	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Rectangle Magnet $5.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Button (10 pack) $18.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Magnet (10 pack) $20.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Rectangle Magnet (10 pack) $34.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $18.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Postcards (Package of 8) $8.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Yard Sign $18.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Teddy Bear $16.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Tote Bag $16.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Throw Pillow $19.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Tile Coaster $7.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Large Mug $15.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mug $14.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Stein $17.00
"Touch my Junk" (s) Trek Water Bottle $7.70	"Touch my Junk" (s) Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L $13.69	"Touch my Junk" (s) Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L $16.49
"Touch my Junk" (s) Large Thermos Bottle $36.29	"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos Food Jar $19.79	"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos Bottle (12 o $19.79
"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos can cooler $16.49	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Journal $11.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mousepad $14.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Poster Print $7.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) White T-Shirt $22.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Dark T-Shirt $25.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Value T-shirt $12.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Fitted T-Shirt $24.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Long Sleeve T-Shirt $27.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt $29.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Ringer T $22.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt $24.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Hooded Sweatshirt $42.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Sweatshirt $36.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Golf Shirt $25.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Baseball Jersey $25.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Spaghetti Tank $21.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Hoodie $34.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Raglan $24.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $26.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Men's Sleeveless Tee $22.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's T-Shirt $23.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $23.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Dark T-Shirt $28.50
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $25.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt $27.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt $30.50
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi $31.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T $34.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T $34.50
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D $32.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D $32.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark $32.50
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark $32.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Tank Top $25.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Raglan Hoodie $38.50
"Touch my Junk" (s) Infant T-Shirt $14.29	"Touch my Junk" (s) Long Sleeve Infant T-Shirt $16.29	"Touch my Junk" (s) Long Sleeve Infant Bodysuit $16.29
"Touch my Junk" (s) baby hat $12.09	"Touch my Junk" (s) baby blanket $24.19	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Boxer Shorts $16.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Classic Thong $11.50	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Apron $20.00	"Touch my JUNK" (s) Trucker Hat $14.00
"Touch my JUNK" (s) Cap $18.00	"Touch my Junk" (s) Throw Blanket $58.79	"Touch my Junk" (s) Christmas Stocking $14.29
"Touch my Junk" (s) iPhone 4 Slider Case $21.99