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"You touch my JUNK, I'm gonna have you ARRESTED" - with a twist!

John Tyner's reaction to a TSA pat-down has gone viral, but here's a twist, especially for yacht-owners, or anyone else who likes their meanings double.

(If you prefer a single meaning, products with the message alone are in the Wero Shop, and products for babies with another meaning again in the Intactivism Shop.)


"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Button
$4.75

"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Button (10 pack)
$20.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Button
$3.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Magnet
$4.75

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Rectangle Magnet
$5.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Button (10 pack)
$18.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) 2.25" Magnet (10 pack)
$20.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Rectangle Magnet (10 pack)
$34.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$18.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Postcards (Package of 8)
$8.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Yard Sign
$18.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Teddy Bear
$16.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Tote Bag
$16.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Throw Pillow
$19.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Tile Coaster
$7.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Large Mug
$15.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mug
$14.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Stein
$17.00

"Touch my Junk" (s) Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
$13.69

"Touch my Junk" (s) Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
$16.49

"Touch my Junk" (s) Large Thermos Bottle
$36.29

"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos Food Jar
$19.79

"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos Bottle (12 o
$19.79

"Touch my Junk" (s) Thermos can cooler
$16.49

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Journal
$11.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mousepad
$14.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Mini Poster Print
$7.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) White T-Shirt
$22.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Dark T-Shirt
$25.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Value T-shirt
$12.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Fitted T-Shirt
$24.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$27.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Ringer T
$22.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt
$24.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Hooded Sweatshirt
$42.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Sweatshirt
$36.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Golf Shirt
$25.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Baseball Jersey
$25.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$21.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Hoodie
$34.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Raglan
$24.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$26.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Men's Sleeveless Tee
$22.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's T-Shirt
$23.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$23.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Dark T-Shirt
$28.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$25.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$27.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$30.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi
$31.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T
$34.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T
$34.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D
$32.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D
$32.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark
$32.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark
$32.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Tank Top
$25.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Women's Raglan Hoodie
$38.50

"Touch my Junk" (s) Infant T-Shirt
$14.29

"Touch my Junk" (s) Long Sleeve Infant T-Shirt
$16.29

"Touch my Junk" (s) Long Sleeve Infant Bodysuit
$16.29

"Touch my Junk" (s) baby hat
$12.09

"Touch my Junk" (s) baby blanket
$24.19

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Boxer Shorts
$16.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Classic Thong
$11.50

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Apron
$20.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Trucker Hat
$14.00

"Touch my JUNK" (s) Cap
$18.00

"Touch my Junk" (s) iPhone 4 Slider Case
$21.99


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