Evil Duck White T-ShirtOne Foul Fowl!
$18.99


Shirt Sez: "Sorry, I just dont like your pants"
$22.99


Shirt SEZ: Suicide Pact You First, I'll Follow
$18.99
Tasteful Dressy ShirtWhen you want to dress tastefully, but still be tasteless.
$20.99
Women's T-ShirtMy Evil Duck, On One Nice Shirt
$18.99


Oh those ducks and their hypnotic powers
$20.99


Shirt Sez: Let's make a suicide pact. You first, I'll follow
$21.04


Love it or hate it... It's CUTE!
$22.99


My personal feelings... On a sweatshirt.
$24.99
Hypno Jr. HoodieFeatures my logo on the front. And my terrific hyno duck design on the back!
$28.99


I think the sweatshirt's being kind of cynical, don't you?
$28.99
Evil Duck Tote BagMy evil duck, on one nice tote bag (both sides)
$13.99
Grandama Love License Plate FrameSomething to be proud of. Loving your grandma (in a sick way)
$10.99
BAD Dog T-ShirtBAD DOG Bad... But soooo True
$17.99
Evil Duck MousepadBuy one, even if you dont have a computer. Theyre great for snuggling!
$11.99
Evil Duck ApronJust because youll look good in this apron, doesnt mean you can be on "Iron Chef"
$15.99
Evil Duck Wall ClockGuranteed to tell time, and be evil
$11.99
Chicken Tile CoasterThe Ceramic Alternative to Putting Your Drink on a Live Chicken
$5.00
Large Coffee? MugCoffee Just Tastes Better With Urine
$12.99
Franken-Swine Small PosterPerhaps you find monsters are too scary, well this cartoon pig pretending to be one might be cathartic then. (In time, perhaps you can learn to not be scared of the real thing)
$14.99
Not Gay Bumper StickerNote: This won't stop people from still thinking you're gay.
$3.54
Pest Superhero Sticker (Rectangular)JG's Pest superhero removal service.
$3.50
Shitty Cannibal Sticker (Oval)It's a great little slogan for you to use and enjoy... Only if you pay me though.
$3.50