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AbsoluteCotton : Funny Weird T-shirts - Mugs, Sweaters, Hoodies : See More Funny Doggie Tshirts

Some things are only funny when a dog says them.


I get a monthly check...		I wore this same dress...

Doggie style		She killed the last one...

Don't Blame the Dog		Funny Dog Shirt

...you should see my sexy nightie		...And I vote!

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Lassie for President Dog T-Shirt $18.69	Don't Blame the Dog T-Shirt $18.69	Dogs gone wild Dog T-Shirt $18.69
...you should see my sexy nightie Dog T-Shirt $18.69	Got Leg? Dog T-Shirt $18.69	Funny Dog T-Shirt $18.69
I get a monthly check from Social Security Dog T $18.69	I'm a Republican - and I vote! Dog T-Shirt $18.69	I wore this same dress Dog T-Shirt $18.69
I'm a Democrat - and I vote! Dog T-Shirt $18.69	You're the Antichrist Dog T-Shirt $18.69

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