Love and Family Shirts and Baby Shower Gifts : AbsoluteCotton

AbsoluteCotton : Love and Family Shirts and Baby Shower Gifts

Showcase your unique wit with a baby shower gift of a smart and funny tshirt, bib, or onesie from our Love and Family Design line. Perfect for new moms, new brides, or a funny quirky shirt to wear on casual Fridays!

Homework Excuses
The cat ate my homework. Then my science project ate the cat.

Trophy Wife
Because you're worth it.

If the cradle's a rockin' don't come knockin'
A design every new parent can appreciate! If the cradle's a rockin' - don't come knockin'.

Booger Magnet
Got kids? You know about booger magnets.

Scary Love
Sometimes love is a bad thing.

Stained Glass Heart
go on and break it and go on, and on

Be Mine... Persuasively
If it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing subliminally sneaky

Write Me a Poem
Guaranteed to fill your days with red roses, blue violets, and a crapload of other things that rhyme with blue

It's All About the Chocolate
I love you, Chocolate.

Tiny Red Heart Two Sizes Too Small
Is your heart two sizes too small?

Bad Valentine Concepts
Love isn't always a good thing.

Valentine Heart
As easy as taking candy from a stranger

Sample Love Poem and Web Comics
We've been getting a lot of visitors searching Google for inspiration and examples of love poems, so we've written one. We've also created a web comic or two with a poetry theme.

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